Caption Contest Winners
The Grasp of the Obvious Oblivious Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Lawrence Jackson)
The Winners:
First: charles austin – Bush and the plastic turkey story just won’t die.
Second: FormerHostage – Pelosi: Sorry Mr. President, I’d fully extend my arm except I’ve had so many facelifts that if I did it would pull my @ss out of my collar.
Third: Maggie – Pelosi: Your hand, tonight. Your balls, tomorrow.
Honorable Mention:
elliot – Bush: Alright, how about two out of three?
David Harris – “I’ve got him where I want him. Now if I can just reach this gavel…”
Gollum – Bush (thinking): “She wouldn’t be smiling if she knew where this hand was ten minutes ago. Heh heh.”
Maniakes – Quick, grab the gavel while I’ve got her distracted!
Hodink – Bush – ‘I bet you could take Cheney in one try. Careful though. He’ll be packing.”
Lionel – “Whadya say we rassle for that big white house on the hill”?
Michael Demmons – The pinky tickling the palm was something Bill Clinton taught me, Mr. President.
Ticketplease – I think I can take her if she doesn’t spit in my eye again.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
Dubya: “Ah Grasshopper, quickly as you can snatch the p… hey!”
“No Madame Speaker, I don’t think you should’ve referred to the gavel as Maxwell’s Silver Hammer during the SOTU address.”
“… I think I’m feeling a surge Mr. President.”
pelosi – “Work with republicans? that’s just crazy talk.”
“Earmarks I’d like to keep?… just the ones between my legs, if ya know what I mean.”
The 
Monday Contest has already cured coprophagia.
Woo Hoo!