Caption Contest Winners
The Donald Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/David Hume Kennerly, Pool)
First: Brian O’Neill – “Hey guys, you really think this cardboard cut-out of Rumsfeld will fool Zarqawi?”
Second: T. Harris – Son, I’ve got to piss like a Russian race horse. Get me a Koran ASAP!
Third(tie): Volltt – Sir, I know you brought your ass-kickin boots, but with all due respect, we’re late for the press conference.
Eric J – “Who let one rip? That’s an unknown unknown, son.”
Shaken – Ã¢€œBegging your pardon, sir. . .we need your tie for a tourniquette.Ã¢€
Laurence Simon – “Forget about the hummers, sir. After that meal, why aren’t you uparmoring the latrines?”
Jufray – “Sorry sir, but CONDIS’ leather dominatrix outfitÃ¢€¦
did a little bit more for me.”
Gratuitous SNL Reference Award
sgtfluffy – I’m thinkin we need more Cowbell. . .
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“It was hell. The long hours, the bad coffee, the fluctuating temperature, the delay in intelligence. Life at the Pentagon is not all sh*ts and giggles soldier.”
“I’m sorta glad I’m here now sir.”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got Imodium right here in my pack sir.”
“We’ve waited along time to have a celebrity like you here sir. Who would’ve thought that Donald Trump would take time out of his busy schedule to visit some GI’s.”
“I think you’re a little confused, sir. Dementors were at the prison of Azkaban. They are not here at Abu Ghraib, but we did have Lyndie England for a while.”
“Do I really have to address you as Darth Rummy, sir?”