Caption Contest

Time for Monday OTB Caption ContestTM



(AP Photo/Dario Lopez-Mills)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. elliot says:

    Annual bikini waxing gets under way.

  2. elliot says:

    Right Heading “Caption Contest Winners?”

    (…thanks elliot — Rodney)

  3. Bithead says:

    A fuller moon than we’ve had for many years is on tap for tonight. Over to Johnny in the weather Center. Johnny?

  4. elliot says:

    no problem …elliot

  5. Alan Kellogg says:

    The new edition of Riverdance got off to a bad start when the costumes wound up in the wrong city.

  6. Dancing cheek-to-cheek.

  7. Brian says:

    The Secret Service debuted its new, more effective human chain idea today…

  8. “Moons across America.”

  9. Timmer says:

    Airport security at San Fransisco International Airport took a strange turn on Thursday…

  10. The TSA’s dream future.

  11. When metrosexuals go bad.

  12. Thanks for sharing.

  13. Hodink says:

    “No, no. Hillary went along with it. She did have the furniture reupholstered after they all left.”

  14. Ingress says:

    The budget didn’t allow for costumes. The class of 2007’s A Chorus Line was a big hit.

  15. What If Larry Flynt owned the Rockettes?

  16. yetanotherjohn says:

    The lines to the prison shower were long as Paris Hilton spent her first day of incarceration.

  17. yetanotherjohn says:

    The fall of the news gatekeepers has finally allowed America to see what makes up the progressive lefts ‘new clothes’.

  18. yetanotherjohn says:

    Some kids have more of a right than others when they complain about how their parents embarrassed them.

  19. yetanotherjohn says:

    A golden moment was photographed as Mexicans started doing jobs Americans wouldn’t do, but doing it in Mexico.

  20. yetanotherjohn says:

    What is the Spanish for “If you poke me one more time with that I am going to break it off”?

  21. yetanotherjohn says:

    Moon river-dance

  22. yetanotherjohn says:

    Sarge, I think these people are just a might too enthusiastic when you threatened them with a strip search.

  23. Scott_T says:

    1) IHOP’s new dish “Moons over Atzaland”

    2) Mexico’s taking Al Gore a little too seriously I think with all of his talk about “Global Warming”.

    3) A photo of Mexico’s biggest GLAD meeting.

    4) Guy 1 row in looking around, “OK, who had beans today?”

    5) ….and my father told me, “Be careful that you don’t drop the soap there.”

  24. DaveD says:

    The early ticket demand for the 2007 Christmas Show at Rockefeller Center reached previously unheard of levels.

  25. One singular sensation…

  26. Dancing cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to-cheek-to…

  27. physics geek says:

    We seem to be missing some alligators…

    ::rugby fan thinking:: Now that’s what I call a scrum!

    Bob, quit cheating at Hokey Pokey. Not everyone has that to “put out”.

  28. The people of Mexico City celebrate Nicolas Sarkozy’s election as President of France in an unusual way.

  29. Putting the *** back in Tenochtitlan.

  30. On the crane sat Spencer Tunick
    With his cameras, boys, and girls.
    In his shoots he often squandered
    All the secrets of the worlds.
    And his subjects gathered ’round him
    Like the leaves around a tree,
    Without clothes of any colors
    For the angry gods to see.
    And the women all were beautiful
    And the men stood straight and strong…

  31. And his subjects gathered ’round him
    Like the leaves around a tree,
    Without clothes of any colors
    For the angry gods to see.
    And the women all were beautiful
    And the men stood straight and strong…

  32. Lindy R. Dole says:

    “Omigod, I’m surrounded by asses and pricks.”
    “Welcome to the human condition.”

  33. Cowboy Blob says:

    Miles o’ Smiles

  34. Hermoine says:

    “Hey, there’s Mom. Just right of center, kinda drooping. Good grief! I’m gonna kick her ass for Mother’s Day.”

  35. It’s up to you, but I’d suggest cutting back a bit on the Tag body spray.

  36. “Flash Mob” takes on a whole new meaning.

  37. Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance.

  38. Why they hate us: reason #1,286.

  39. It is amazing what you can see on Google Earth if you zoom in far enough.

  40. William d'Inger says:

    Detective: “Look, lady, I ain’t got all night. Is the streaker in the lineup or not?”

  41. Pudge says:

    Just like in all of his other dreams since he left the Whitehouse,Bills “playmates” would not turn to face him.

  42. Pudge says:

    This scene from the upcoming documentary about Al Davis, seems to explain one of the flaws in the Raiders draft selection criteria.

  43. Pudge says:

    Manuel had such smooth hands, that the testing room in the cocoa butter factory never lacked for volunteers.

  44. Pudge says:

    Although it scarred him for life the technique Johnnys’ mother used to cure him of using a certain word worked until the day he died.

  45. Pudge says:

    By the looks of their new album cover, it is clear that 2LiveCrew has lost it.

  46. William d'Inger says:

    It’s like a ménage à trois, but I forget the French word for thousand.

  47. Pudge says:

    Regardless of certain doom and against everyones warnings, Maria still entered the “Most Marvelous Booty Contest” immediately following a major lipo session.

  48. Pudge says:

    Suddenly,Juan realized what a mistake he made when he agreed to test market “El Magnifico”, the new prescription strength E.D. drug.

  49. Pudge says:

    “The Radio City Rockettes” get ready for there big appearance with Akon.

  50. Pudge says:

    Down on his luck, Sid had to accept the position of the “turn your head and cough guy” at the A.F.E.E.S Station.

  51. Pudge says:

    Even though the Korean laboratory produced specimens to his exact specifications,it just wasn’t the same for Bill. He simply had to get back into the Oval Office.

  52. Alan Kellogg says:

    Bikini Line Syndrome’s first telethon led to a big expose.

  53. “Does being naked make me look fat?”

  54. (Rodney – apologies for the multiple bastardized versions of Cortez the Killer. The comment section got a little weird on me. If it matters, which I’m sure it won’t, go with the second.)

  55. McGehee says:

    “These things are always so awkward. I never know what to do with my hands.”

  56. mannning says:

    You say this is art?

    Wait’ll I tell Mom what I saw on the way home from school today!

    Afterwards, the biggest orgy in history!

  57. Dave Schuler says:

    Seeing the general off with a 21 bun salute.

  58. Roger says:

    Buns of Glory

  59. “Excuse me, is pinkeye contagious?”

  60. Alright, alright, you can get 19,000 people to take off their clothes and stand in the cold morning air in the middle of Mexico City. Here’s your dollar.

  61. Alan Kellogg says:

    For early morning it was a huge moon indeed.

  62. Lasting Magic says:

    Super Bowl Half Time show. Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson back again with audience wardrobe malfunction. “Gotta have you naked by the end of this song.”

  63. Pudge says:

    The faculty of your local public elementary school make their ‘safe sex’ presentation to the 2nd grade class…

  64. Pudge says:

    Hillarys’ ‘village’ in full child rearring stage.

  65. Pudge says:

    The good news: Mrs. Bill Clinton has figured out how to achieve ‘Universal healthcare’
    The bad news: After paying for it, her remedy for keeping warm still has some bugs in it…

  66. Pudge says:

    “Tonight on the SeeBS evening spews: The results of Mr. Bushs’ cruel insistance that hemp not be used to make clothing for the poor…and sober.”

  67. Rachel Edith says:

    “I’m here with Snoop Dog and the Pussycat Dolls and a few of their friends and we’re listening to a song called Buttons and I must say that Snoop finally got down to business.”