Caption Contest Winners

The That’s Some Bad Hat Herod Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

REUTERS/Loay Abu Haykel ( WEST BANK )

The Winners:

First: charles austinGallagher has gone too far this time.

Second: Bithead“Subarctic temperatures will force us underground for a billion years.” — “So you got two melons?”

Third: MikeM – Abdul was beginning to realize what “helping with sniper practice” really meant.

Honorable Mention:

Caliban DarklockI pity the foo’ who thinks I just fell off the watermelon truck… what?

John425 – Let’s see the Israelis top this!!

Ryan – LOOK…. It’s that new show… West Banks Got Talent !!

floyd – NO,No,Bob It’s MELANIN that helps you tan!

elliot – Has anybody seen my watermelons?

Anderson – Hans Blix searching for the Watermelons of Mass Destruction … to no avail.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“Hi, I’m Larry and this is my melon Daryl, and this is my other melon Daryl.”

Though highly motivated by the $25,000 cash prize, Akmed didn’t really understand exactly what a Dolly Parton impersonator should look like.

“Yes, I’m with the committee to elect Dennis Kucinich, why do you ask?”

Mohammad had always been fond of the Fruit of the Loom guys.

The Monday Contest is already fitting a square peg in a round hole.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Woo hoo!

  2. TeaFizz says:

    Boy, Carmen Miranda sure has let herself go!