Caption Contest Winners
The That’s Some Bad Hat Herod Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
REUTERS/Loay Abu Haykel ( WEST BANK )
The Winners:
First: charles austin – Gallagher has gone too far this time.
Second: Bithead – “Subarctic temperatures will force us underground for a billion years.” — “So you got two melons?”
Third: MikeM – Abdul was beginning to realize what “helping with sniper practice” really meant.
Honorable Mention:
Caliban Darklock – I pity the foo’ who thinks I just fell off the watermelon truck… what?
John425 – Let’s see the Israelis top this!!
Ryan – LOOK…. It’s that new show… West Banks Got Talent !!
floyd – NO,No,Bob It’s MELANIN that helps you tan!
elliot – Has anybody seen my watermelons?
Anderson – Hans Blix searching for the Watermelons of Mass Destruction … to no avail.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“Hi, I’m Larry and this is my melon Daryl, and this is my other melon Daryl.”
Though highly motivated by the $25,000 cash prize, Akmed didn’t really understand exactly what a Dolly Parton impersonator should look like.
“Yes, I’m with the committee to elect Dennis Kucinich, why do you ask?”
Mohammad had always been fond of the Fruit of the Loom guys.
The 
Monday Contest is already fitting a square peg in a round hole.
Woo hoo!
Boy, Carmen Miranda sure has let herself go!