Caption Contest Winners

The Obamalanche Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



(AFP/File/Paul J. Richards)


First: William d’Inger – Obama thought bubble: “Damn, these voters all look like the presidents on dollar bills.”

Second: DaveD – “Now, now, let’s not push and shove. We have enough complimentary tire pressure gauges for everybody who’s come here today.”

Third: Wayne – Reporters reception of Obama


Jack – Obamamaniacs–Like zombies…but with absolutely no interest whatsoever in brains. (VIA IMAO)

physics geekDemocratic Presidential hopeful Barack Obama met an untimely end when he was overwhelmed by the teeming masses of brainless zombies.

yetanotherjohn – Obama uses his Jedi mind powers to tell voters ‘This is the change you have been looking for’.

Michael – “Florida’s Gov. Crist hedges his Vice Presidential bets.”

charles austinWell, to be fair the German people always seem to be a little too anxious to follow a strong leader.

markm – Obama: “Okay gang….get….your fresh brewed kool-aid here..”


The O’Zombies greet their High Priest — Obamhotep

Man of the media, by the media, and for the media

The crowd diminished somewhat after they found out it wasn’t tiger Woods.

Sorry folks, 15’s my limit on Snitzengruben.

The paris4presidentThursday Contest has gone through a dozen pool boys.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. William d'Inger says:

    Whoa! Gold! Thanks Rodney. I think I’ll go toggle that into my core memory and see what comes out on the teletype when I press the start button.

  2. rodney dill says:

    2B OR NOT 2B = FF

  3. William d'Inger says:

    Um, shouldn’t that be:


    Hopefully your system renders the “not” sign symbol correctly.

  4. Triumph says:

    Second: Triumph – “Now, now, let’s not push and shove. We have enough complimentary tire pressure gauges for everybody who’s come here today.”

    Rod-Dawg, I know I win this thing all the time, but I don’t remember offering this caption–unless, of course someone is appropriating my identity (which, given my irresistible celebrity, certainly could be the case)

  5. rodney dill says:

    Thanks Triumph — you were second in the previous one, or not. I did my cutting and pasting too fast.

  6. DaveD says:

    Thank God you’ve freed me from Triumph’s identity, Rodney. I got tired of signing autographs every time I left the house!!!!