Caption Contest Winners
The Poll Dancer Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Bithead – …and that’s why I’m joining Bill Clinton’s call for Monogamy!
Second: ann on a mouse – HELP..i can’t get out of this STUPID lounger because the heel of this STUPID shoe is stuck in the STUPID crack!!
Third: markm – Paris: “Like, the other day I was totally into like a hybrid solution to our energy problem where we drill in safe places where there is no oil while spending totally huge amounts of money on “green” stuff. I think i’m still for that…wha-EVERRRR. Today, i’d like to talk about under inflated breasts…”
HONORABLE MENTION
Cowboy Blob – My policy on drilling? Stock up on Valtrex!
elliot – No, sooo how you doin?
John425 – “I’m Paris Hilton and I know several positions. I mean I HAVE positions…”
William d’Inger – As you can plainly see, the other chairs are filled with Paris’ profoundest thoughts.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Obama rama ding dong
…and for my next video I’ll be getting even with that little gherkin, Rodney Dill.
Life’s a bitch… and so am I
The 
Monday Contest doesn’t want to think of all the places where sand ends up.
Thank you.
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