Caption Contest Winners

The Poll Dancer Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



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First: Bithead…and that’s why I’m joining Bill Clinton’s call for Monogamy!

Second: ann on a mouse – HELP..i can’t get out of this STUPID lounger because the heel of this STUPID shoe is stuck in the STUPID crack!!

Third: markm – Paris: “Like, the other day I was totally into like a hybrid solution to our energy problem where we drill in safe places where there is no oil while spending totally huge amounts of money on “green” stuff. I think i’m still for that…wha-EVERRRR. Today, i’d like to talk about under inflated breasts…”


Cowboy BlobMy policy on drilling? Stock up on Valtrex!

elliot – No, sooo how you doin?

John425 – “I’m Paris Hilton and I know several positions. I mean I HAVE positions…”

William d’Inger – As you can plainly see, the other chairs are filled with Paris’ profoundest thoughts.


Obama rama ding dong

…and for my next video I’ll be getting even with that little gherkin, Rodney Dill.

Life’s a bitch… and so am I

The paris4presidentMonday Contest doesn’t want to think of all the places where sand ends up.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Bithead says:

    Thank you.
    Thank you.
    You’re wonderful.
    Be sure and tip your waiters.