Caption Contest Winners

The Crane-your-neck Kung Fu Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



(AP Photo/Sang Tan)


First: Steve – Even a little Wang can make a woman smile.

Second: BoydI shoulda known that Mongolian BBQ was gonna play hell with my bowels.

Third: William d’Inger – Contemplating converting to Christianity, He Pingping surveys his “born again” options.


physics geekSvetlana: “You have to be thiiiisss big to ride this ride.”

G.A.Phillips – Talk about a happy meal under the golden arches.

elliot – As the Presidential motorcade passes by: Svetlana: “Do you see Bush” Pingping: “Uh, sure do.”

markm – “Heh, and I thought a sky box was some expensive seating at a sporting venue…”

Dave SchulerLong on promises, short on results.

ElmoOnce confidently ahead in the polls, Obama begins lashing out. And attempts to move out from under Governor Palin’s shadow.


Confucius say: “Short man have crack up.”

“No, I’ve never heard of doing a six point nine.”

“Hollywood…. Hollywood!!”

“Who said the Hadron Collider wouldn’t have any adverse effects.”

The donkeyboyMonday Contest is already looking balefull.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. elliot says:

    Thanks for the HM – Elliot

  2. markm says:

    Yeah, same here though I thought my “gals at the infant dump” was pretty strong.