Caption Contest Winners

The Wide Right Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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(AP Photo/APTN)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: markm – At truly bizarre Presidential presser in Iraq, one of the Detroit Lions quarterbacks showed up to fire a long pass for the President….oddly, he missed.

Second: raoul – What’s for dinner: sole or duck.

Third: Floyd – “Dubbya” later exclaims… GEE!! That’s not fair!… They threw PANTIES at my predecessor!

HONORABLE MENTION

ManiakesWeekly World News has obtained this exclusive photo proving that President Bush is actually the superhero “The Flash”.

Dantheman – President Bush learns the difference between the Sunni and Shoeite branches of Islam.

Maggie Mama – One for the money, two for the shoe

charles austinThe Manolo, he throws like a girl.

Jim – Now, that’s a lame duck!

Triumph – Mission Accomplished

elliot – Finally, Dubya found his WMD’s… “Wingtips of Mass Destruction”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Obamagram for Mongo!

“Oh look a quarter, (THUD) What wazzat?”

Nike’s newest — Just Do It — promo.

Maliki: “Kobe! …He is open…”

Dubya; “Tain’t nuthin’… Helen Thomas usually flings feces…”

“Kerry… Put down the flip-flops.”

After the third shoe Maliki began to suspect that some nuclear material was still squirreled away somewhere in Iraq.

The daretorideThursday Contest was hoping for better accomodations.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. markm says:

    Daggun’…tis a roll i’m on!!!…though not quite the roll the Lions are on….hmmph!!.

  2. markm says:

    Oh, thanks R.D.!.