Caption Contest Winners
The Wide Right Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: markm – At truly bizarre Presidential presser in Iraq, one of the Detroit Lions quarterbacks showed up to fire a long pass for the President….oddly, he missed.
Second: raoul – What’s for dinner: sole or duck.
Third: Floyd – “Dubbya” later exclaims… GEE!! That’s not fair!… They threw PANTIES at my predecessor!
Maniakes – Weekly World News has obtained this exclusive photo proving that President Bush is actually the superhero “The Flash”.
Dantheman – President Bush learns the difference between the Sunni and Shoeite branches of Islam.
Maggie Mama – One for the money, two for the shoe
charles austin – The Manolo, he throws like a girl.
Jim – Now, that’s a lame duck!
Triumph – Mission Accomplished
elliot – Finally, Dubya found his WMD’s… “Wingtips of Mass Destruction”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Obamagram for Mongo!
“Oh look a quarter, (THUD) What wazzat?”
Nike’s newest — Just Do It — promo.
Maliki: “Kobe! …He is open…”
Dubya; “Tain’t nuthin’… Helen Thomas usually flings feces…”
“Kerry… Put down the flip-flops.”
After the third shoe Maliki began to suspect that some nuclear material was still squirreled away somewhere in Iraq.
The Thursday Contest was hoping for better accomodations.