Caption Contest Winners
The The Hair Apparent Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Paul Beaty)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: yo – “… call my hair the “Blagosphere”, again, I f**kin’ dare ya.”
Second: elliot – Hey you! Do you want to buy my parking spot?
Third: hpb – “Any of you guys call me Francis, and I’ll kill ya.”
Elmo – You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya punk?
Floyd – Pull my finger and I’ll “explain” some more!
Anderson – “… THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND three hundred thousand dollars, ladies and gentlemen, do I hear THREE HUNDRED FIFY ….”
charles austin – The Day the Earth Stood Ill
markm – Blagerino: “HEY…camera guy…TELL ME where you get your F*CKING hair care products…NOW!!!”
John425 – Blago: So I asked them, “Deal or No Deal?”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Let old acquaintance be forgot….
Illinois needs a depilatory more than an impeachment
Leggo my Blago
“you’re making me angry… You won’t like me when I’m angry.”
“Do you have a Death Wish?”
“Nothing to do but cut and run, huh? What else? What about the old American social custom of self-defense? If the police don’t defense us, maybe we ought to do it ourselves.”
The Thursday Contest just can’t get over the hump.