Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Friday, December 26, 2008 · 1 comment

The The Hair Apparent Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo/Paul Beaty)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: yo – “… call my hair the “Blagosphere”, again, I f**kin’ dare ya.”

Second: elliot – Hey you! Do you want to buy my parking spot?

Third: hpb – “Any of you guys call me Francis, and I’ll kill ya.”

HONORABLE MENTION

Elmo – You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya punk?

Floyd – Pull my finger and I’ll “explain” some more!

Anderson – “… THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND three hundred thousand dollars, ladies and gentlemen, do I hear THREE HUNDRED FIFY ….”

charles austin – The Day the Earth Stood Ill

markm – Blagerino: “HEY…camera guy…TELL ME where you get your F*CKING hair care products…NOW!!!”

John425 – Blago: So I asked them, “Deal or No Deal?”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Let old acquaintance be forgot….

“Heeeeere’s Johnny.”

Illinois needs a depilatory more than an impeachment

Leggo my Blago

“you’re making me angry… You won’t like me when I’m angry.”

“Do you have a Death Wish?”

“Nothing to do but cut and run, huh? What else? What about the old American social custom of self-defense? If the police don’t defense us, maybe we ought to do it ourselves.”

The Thursday Contest just can’t get over the hump.