Caption Contest Winners

The The Hair Apparent Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



(AP Photo/Paul Beaty)


First: yo – “… call my hair the “Blagosphere”, again, I f**kin’ dare ya.”

Second: elliot – Hey you! Do you want to buy my parking spot?

Third: hpb“Any of you guys call me Francis, and I’ll kill ya.”


ElmoYou’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya punk?

Floyd – Pull my finger and I’ll “explain” some more!

Anderson – “… THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND three hundred thousand dollars, ladies and gentlemen, do I hear THREE HUNDRED FIFY ….”

charles austinThe Day the Earth Stood Ill

markm – Blagerino: “HEY…camera guy…TELL ME where you get your F*CKING hair care products…NOW!!!”

John425 – Blago: So I asked them, “Deal or No Deal?”


Let old acquaintance be forgot….

“Heeeeere’s Johnny.”

Illinois needs a depilatory more than an impeachment

Leggo my Blago

“you’re making me angry… You won’t like me when I’m angry.”

“Do you have a Death Wish?

“Nothing to do but cut and run, huh? What else? What about the old American social custom of self-defense? If the police don’t defense us, maybe we ought to do it ourselves.”

The pandahippognudeerThursday Contest just can’t get over the hump.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. elliot says:

    Thanks for second place – Elliot