Caption Contest Winners

The The Cake Is A Lie Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



(AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite)


First: Kevin R. Siekierski“Wow Nancy, you do look different without Botox.” (but not by much – rodney)

Second: Stormy DragonPresident Obama thanks Helen Thomas for resisting the urge to jump out of his cake naked.

Third: Maggie Mama – “No, Mr. President, I will NOT sing for you.”


DL – If I support Obamacare will I get my own Gulfstream jet like Pelosi?

yetanotherjohnHelen praised the president’s economic work, especially the CCC camps.

Peter – Obama: Helen, I would like to give you the opportunity to be my Monica Lewinski. Are you going to blow it?

elliot – Well, now that we are on the subject, I can think of one way for you to get a bigger stimulus check.

odographBut you didn’t answer my question …

markm – Helen: “Look at that radio Mister President, you can see our picture”


G.A.Phillips – I knew Bill Clinton, and you’re no Bill Clinton, President Obama.

William d’Inger – I knew George Washington. George Washington was a friend of mine. Believe me, kid, you’re no George Washington.

G.A.Phillips – I knew Imhotep . Imhotep was a friend of mine. Believe me, kid, you’re no Imhotep. (Winner – rodney)


Obama: “Candygram for Mongo!”

“Dammit Barry, gimme back my teeth”

The first 100 days were not so kind to Michelle

Obama: “I hear Michelle saved a lot of money on strippers for my birthday party… wonder where they are….”

Barry: “There is no cake, there is no ice cream… happy birthday.”
Helen: “There is no hope, there is no change…… happy birthday.”

The years have not been good to Lilly Von Schtupp.

The clunkercashMonday Contest already has buyer’s remorse.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. markm says:

    …hmmph….the trend is broken. Maggie Mama, elliot..pure luck. William d’Inger, howz the weather down there in 11th place?.


  2. G.A.Phillips says:

    lol….Bugs? I hate bugs…..

  3. elliot says:

    Rodney, thanks for the HM and markm it’s not luck Maggie and I slip Rodney five bucks now and then. We throw in a twenty once in a while to be in the top three. Heh Heh – Elliot

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    Uhm, Elliot, you must have missed markm’s snide comment last week that I only get noticed cause I must be Dill’s hot date!

    I kinda liked markm believing that because it left him unable to compete with me in that arena but now you blew it by giving markm the inside scoop on how you and I actually do it. Damn sam!