Caption Contest Winners
The Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: DL – I don’t care if you’re the president of Kenya sir, you can’t keep going left on this trail without going over a cliff.
Second: FormerHostage – B.O.: “So, if I pull your finger the geyser goes off?” Duffy: “Uhhh…yeeeesss…that’s what’ll happen”
Third: Kevin R. Siekierski – “I don’t care if you were at a beer summit, just follow my damn finger.”
markm – Park Ranger Duffy: “you BETTER have Bob Dylan and the Police Officer that incarcerated him to the White House for a beer summit!” [maybe he’ll sing Eve of Destruction]
kvc – Ranger Duffy: “I knew Teddy Roosevelt and you ain’t no Teddy!”
elliot – Pull your what!!??
Mr. Prosser – What? No I’ve only worked here one year but the desert ages a person.
Elmo – Dirty Harriet: You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya punk? [she may have one queef left]
Maggie Mama – “Yes, I’m a cougar but I’m really not into dark meat.” […but what’s your caption… 😉 ]
THE WE’ll NEVER FORGET YOU BRENT AWARD
markm – Ranger Duffy: “Boy, with all the mixed messages coming out the Sunday talk shows I’d have to say that Brett Favre is more decisive than your administration”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Geezer, Geyser… comme ci comme ca
“We’re renaming it to Sotomayor’s Wise Crack”
“I bet you can prevent a lot of forest fires… by flappin’ those ears.”
Obama: “So this is where they stick people that arrest Bob Dylan.”
Ranger: “Say aren’t you Fred Arneson?”
Obama: “…aren’t you Smokey the Bear?”
The Thursday Contest is still saluting the Grand Old Dame.