Caption Contest Winners

The Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


(AP Photo/Alex Brandon)


First: DL – I don’t care if you’re the president of Kenya sir, you can’t keep going left on this trail without going over a cliff.

Second: FormerHostage – B.O.: “So, if I pull your finger the geyser goes off?” Duffy: “Uhhh…yeeeesss…that’s what’ll happen”

Third: Kevin R. Siekierski“I don’t care if you were at a beer summit, just follow my damn finger.”


markm – Park Ranger Duffy: “you BETTER have Bob Dylan and the Police Officer that incarcerated him to the White House for a beer summit!” [maybe he’ll sing Eve of Destruction]

kvc – Ranger Duffy: “I knew Teddy Roosevelt and you ain’t no Teddy!”

elliot – Pull your what!!??

Mr. Prosser – What? No I’ve only worked here one year but the desert ages a person.

ElmoDirty Harriet: You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya punk? [she may have one queef left]

Maggie Mama – “Yes, I’m a cougar but I’m really not into dark meat.” […but what’s your caption… 😉 ]


markm – Ranger Duffy: “Boy, with all the mixed messages coming out the Sunday talk shows I’d have to say that Brett Favre is more decisive than your administration”


Geezer, Geyser… comme ci comme ca

“We’re renaming it to Sotomayor’s Wise Crack”

“I bet you can prevent a lot of forest fires… by flappin’ those ears.”

Obama: “So this is where they stick people that arrest Bob Dylan.”

Ranger: “Say aren’t you Fred Arneson?”
Obama: “…aren’t you Smokey the Bear?”

The statueoflibertyThursday Contest is still saluting the Grand Old Dame.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. markm says:

    ….fourth place loser AND…..AND a prestigeous award (which i’ll claim as my own)…I don’t know what to say….sept’….DL, I was sandbaggin’…elliot….TEH FOURTH PLACE KICKS TEH SIXTH PLACE ARSE!!!!!!!!!. Maggie the Cougar…pics please.

    🙂 Thanks RD.

  2. elliot says:

    Thanks for the HM. ‘markm’ you upped me with a two banger, ouch. Good job though. Should have raised my bribe, heh heh – Elliot

  3. markm says:

    Yeah, gettin’ tough to crack the top 3 anymore.

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    {lol, Dill}

  5. DL says:

    Thanks, Are we really going to get the pic of the fashionable Michelle in shorts to caption?

  6. rodney dill says:

    Are we really going to get the pic of the fashionable Michelle in shorts to caption?