Caption Contest Winners
The Carpe Diem Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(Hat tip — Dodd)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: FormerHostage – “Freeeeeee Credit, Report, dot, Com….”
Second: Brian J. – Sure, the coffee was nasty and expensive, the ambiance proved too loud for cell phone calls, and the seating hurt after a while, but it offered free wi-fi, so it was Ted’s home office away from home.
Third: Maggie Mama – Following the advice of ACORN employees, this homeless man added just a “few designer touches” to his park bench and then he was able to get a home mortgage.
floyd – IKEA helps the homeless!
Eric Florack – Wait… there’s no toilet paper!
DL – Everything was coming along just fine until Edwin flushed the toilet.
elliot – It never dawned on Ted what living in a ‘glass house’ would be like.
Elmo – Though spartan, elmo still found accommodations at the N.B.I.C. (Neocon Blogger Internment Camp), airy and spacious.
yetanotherjohn – What housing crisis? Everything seems fine.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Ned knew the three secrets of success — location, location, location
“It was a dark and stormy night… suffice to say, I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore.”
“…at least I still got my stapler”
“Man… the air is so clean here and the light is better… I should’ve moved out of my Mom’s basement years ago.”
The Thursday Contest is racing Lance Corporal Army strong.