Caption Contest Winners

The Carpe Diem Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


(Hat tip — Dodd)


First: FormerHostage – “Freeeeeee Credit, Report, dot, Com….”

Second: Brian J.Sure, the coffee was nasty and expensive, the ambiance proved too loud for cell phone calls, and the seating hurt after a while, but it offered free wi-fi, so it was Ted’s home office away from home.

Third: Maggie Mama – Following the advice of ACORN employees, this homeless man added just a “few designer touches” to his park bench and then he was able to get a home mortgage.


floyd – IKEA helps the homeless!

Eric Florack Wait… there’s no toilet paper!

DL – Everything was coming along just fine until Edwin flushed the toilet.

elliot – It never dawned on Ted what living in a ‘glass house’ would be like.

ElmoThough spartan, elmo still found accommodations at the N.B.I.C. (Neocon Blogger Internment Camp), airy and spacious.

yetanotherjohn – What housing crisis? Everything seems fine.


Ned knew the three secrets of success — location, location, location

“It was a dark and stormy night… suffice to say, I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore.”

“…at least I still got my stapler”

“Man… the air is so clean here and the light is better… I should’ve moved out of my Mom’s basement years ago.”

Sansa cube.

The schwinnthewarThursday Contest is racing Lance Corporal Army strong.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Maggie Mama says:

    Hey, Dill, thanks for number three!

  2. elliot says:

    Thanks for the HM – Elliot