Caption Contest Winners

The Sala-bye Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


(AFP/Yuri Gripas)


First: FormerHostage – Can you speed this up? We have an audience with the Pope in about an hour.

Second: Mr. Prosser – We are trying to cooperate, Congressman, but unfortunately, until the botox wears off my wife is unable to speak.

Third: charles austinOk, we’ve crashed the White House and now appeared in the Capitol Building before Congress. All that’s left is an appearance before the Supreme Court.


D. Dean – They did it again. Yep… American Idol judges.

Wyatt EarpIn an impressive display of mental acuity, Michaele lifts up the cameraman with her mind!

Maggie Mama – Congress must think they are a little short-handed because they called in two more charlatans to join their ranks on Capitol Hill.

Michael Hamm – Mrs. Salahi. I ask you for the last time. Did you or did you not have sex with John Edwards.

lol – We was just looking for a good time….


“Help my Anti-grav device is getting away!”

The Camera of Damocles

“Yes, we were actually in the flying saucer balloon instead of the boy.”

We’re on a mission from God

“Screw you… we work for Mel Brooks”

The penguinsuitMonday Contest welcomes our foul liberal friends..

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Woo hoo! Thanks from the Alamo Rodney.