Caption Contest Winners
The Star Bores Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
First: sortapundit – Lucas felt he needed a little backup while announcing the new trilogy: The Jar Jar Years.
Second: bithead – Hi. We’re from a Galaxy far, far away. Where’s your bathroom?
Third: Mark – Uh, I thought we were all going to dress up for this. Thanks a lot, jackass.
DL – Merck, the well known pharmacutical manufacturer shows off its new “wonder shield” condom for safe sex!
Doug – Frustrated by 25 years of being denied recognition by the Academy Awards, George Lucas calls in the troops.
Rachel Edith – Graying hair? Balding? Paunchy? Wish to appear larger in the codpiece? Join the Army. Look good. Wear the new uniform with pride. (obviously a recruitment targeting male bloggers)
Kenny – Hi, I’m George. And this is my brother Daryl, and my other brother Daryl and my other brother Daryl.
Star Wars bit parts
bithead – You might be a Redneck Empire storm trouper if you can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
bithead – Unable to get the bartenderÃ¢€™s attention, Darth tries using the force to get a refill
bithead – RRWARARRHHG!! No, Chewy, youve already HAD your picture on OTB, remember?
bithead – STAR WARS: The Empire Dresses up; the DirectorÃ¢€™s Cut. . .
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“May Forbes be with you.”
As Miers withdraws other nominees step up.
“I am your father, Lucas.”
“Dammit Spielberg, get your blaster out of my back, Star Wars is mine.”
These are not the accolaides you are looking for.
The Monday contest has already started
Don’t forget to check out Riding Sun’s Tuesday Caption Contest.
And here I was, hoping the Clerks/Jay and Silent Bob reference would sink me to the bottom. Oh well.
I missed the contest but I say the caption is, “Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.”