Caption Contest Winners

The Star Bores Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(Jessica Rinaldi/Reuters)

The Winners

First: sortapunditLucas felt he needed a little backup while announcing the new trilogy: The Jar Jar Years.

Second: bitheadHi. We’re from a Galaxy far, far away. Where’s your bathroom?

Third: MarkUh, I thought we were all going to dress up for this. Thanks a lot, jackass.

Honorable Mention:

DL – Merck, the well known pharmacutical manufacturer shows off its new “wonder shield” condom for safe sex!

DougFrustrated by 25 years of being denied recognition by the Academy Awards, George Lucas calls in the troops.

Rachel Edith – Graying hair? Balding? Paunchy? Wish to appear larger in the codpiece? Join the Army. Look good. Wear the new uniform with pride. (obviously a recruitment targeting male bloggers)

KennyHi, I’m George. And this is my brother Daryl, and my other brother Daryl and my other brother Daryl.

Star Wars bit parts

bitheadYou might be a Redneck Empire storm trouper if you can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

bitheadUnable to get the bartender̢۪s attention, Darth tries using the force to get a refill

bitheadRRWARARRHHG!! No, Chewy, youve already HAD your picture on OTB, remember?

bitheadSTAR WARS: The Empire Dresses up; the Director̢۪s Cut. . .

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“May Forbes be with you.”

As Miers withdraws other nominees step up.

“I am your father, Lucas.”

“Dammit Spielberg, get your blaster out of my back, Star Wars is mine.”

These are not the accolaides you are looking for.

The Monday contest has already started

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. And here I was, hoping the Clerks/Jay and Silent Bob reference would sink me to the bottom. Oh well.

  2. Michael says:

    I missed the contest but I say the caption is, “Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.”