Caption Contest Winners
The She Bangs! She Bangs! Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
First: Phil Smith – “No, dummy, I said post a picture of Iraq!”
Second: The Pirate – “The breasts not bombs movement was also deeply offensive to muslims.”
Third: Steven L – Scenes from the new film, “Debbie Does Dubai,” coming to a theater of war near you.
Chrees – “Does this bomb make my ass look fat?”
Maggie – The Pentagon firmly believes its new advertising campaign will insure enlistments meet their target goals.
LJD – Against popular opinion, the U.S. Army decides to down-armor the Hummer
physics geek – Private Jones: “This is the most powerful object that I’ve had between my legs in a long, long time.”
IF YOU NOTICE THE TRUCK BEFORE THE GIRL, YOU JUST MAY BE A REDNECK, or … AWARD
DL – I wonder if I could tow my boat with that nice looking truck?
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
A Ton (plus 115 lbs.) of fun.
“Sarge said I should wait here for Colonel Angus.”
Ralph never saw the end result coming when he wished on the Genie to become long, hard, and between the legs of a beautiful woman.
After Rumsfeld had the sex change operation the military didn’t seem to mind that he rode them so hard.
“Boy, this thing makes me REALLY HOT.”
“Why, cause its the perfect phallic symbol?”
“No Dummy, cause its been sitting in the sun.”