Caption Contest Winners

The She Bangs! She Bangs! Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



The Winners

First: Phil Smith – “No, dummy, I said post a picture of Iraq!”

Second: The Pirate“The breasts not bombs movement was also deeply offensive to muslims.”

Third: Steven L – Scenes from the new film, “Debbie Does Dubai,” coming to a theater of war near you.

Honorable Mention:

Chrees – “Does this bomb make my ass look fat?”

Maggie – The Pentagon firmly believes its new advertising campaign will insure enlistments meet their target goals.

LJD – Against popular opinion, the U.S. Army decides to down-armor the Hummer

physics geekPrivate Jones: “This is the most powerful object that I’ve had between my legs in a long, long time.”
Bomb: “Hamina-hamina-hamina.”

IF YOU NOTICE THE TRUCK BEFORE THE GIRL, YOU JUST MAY BE A REDNECK, or … AWARD

DL – I wonder if I could tow my boat with that nice looking truck?

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel


A Ton (plus 115 lbs.) of fun.

“Sarge said I should wait here for Colonel Angus.”

Ralph never saw the end result coming when he wished on the Genie to become long, hard, and between the legs of a beautiful woman.

After Rumsfeld had the sex change operation the military didn’t seem to mind that he rode them so hard.

“Boy, this thing makes me REALLY HOT.”
“Why, cause its the perfect phallic symbol?”
“No Dummy, cause its been sitting in the sun.”

The Thursday contest is already saving Gotham City

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. McGehee says:

    A bombshell on a bombshell. A pity I missed the contest.

  2. Maggie says:

    Thanks for the HM….I should have added that the slogan for this new advertising campaign is:

    “Be an Army of One….or Two.”