Caption Contest Winners
The Breck Boys Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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First: Jufray – Howard Stern gets married.
Second: Brandon Jaynes – Since the whole “Native American” thing didn’t work out, Ward Churchill has been quietly circulating pictures that prove he is actually a Wookie.
Third: Brian J. – The winner and runner-up, and only two contestants, in the 2005 Phil Spector look alike contest pose for a photo and assure fans that they are, in fact, available for parties.
Farm – Desperate housewives high on a potent mix of rogaine and viagra
Enlightment Reactionary – …and this class, is why you should never, ever shave a wookie.
McGehee – All this hype over Revenge of the Sith has Chewbacca just beside himself.
Lorg Skyegon – Then they say your hairÃ¢€™s too long, but I donÃ¢€™t care,
with you I canÃ¢€™t go wrong.
Then put your little hand in mine,
there ainÃ¢€™t no hill or mountain we canÃ¢€™t climb,babe.
I got you babe.I got you babe.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“You said this would only happen to my palms!!”
“Dang Wookies, just one shot of that ‘Ol Janx Spirit, and they’re singin’ all night long.”
In the Original casting for Star Wars, the part of Han Solo was intended to be played as a more ‘Ted Kaczynski’ type personality.