Caption Contest Winners

The Breck Boys Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AP Photo/Walt Disney World, Mark Ashman)

The Winners

First: Jufray – Howard Stern gets married.

Second: Brandon JaynesSince the whole “Native American” thing didn’t work out, Ward Churchill has been quietly circulating pictures that prove he is actually a Wookie.

Third: Brian J.The winner and runner-up, and only two contestants, in the 2005 Phil Spector look alike contest pose for a photo and assure fans that they are, in fact, available for parties.

Honorable Mention:

Farm – Desperate housewives high on a potent mix of rogaine and viagra

Enlightment Reactionary…and this class, is why you should never, ever shave a wookie.

McGeheeAll this hype over Revenge of the Sith has Chewbacca just beside himself.

Sing-A-Long Award

Lorg Skyegon РThen they say your hair̢۪s too long, but I don̢۪t care,
with you I can̢۪t go wrong.
Then put your little hand in mine,
there ain̢۪t no hill or mountain we can̢۪t climb,babe.
I got you babe.I got you babe.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“You said this would only happen to my palms!!”

“Dang Wookies, just one shot of that ‘Ol Janx Spirit, and they’re singin’ all night long.”

In the Original casting for Star Wars, the part of Han Solo was intended to be played as a more ‘Ted Kaczynski’ type personality.

The Thursday contest has already started.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. wookie says:

    and another thing … they have WMDs and oil too.

  2. checkers says:

    Either your with me or your against me.

  3. bu can in says:

    Loyalty is more important than a few sins of corruption and illegal activities. Le me set the stage for future Republican administrations.

  4. premonition says:

    I’ve got a frog deep in my throat and a sinking feeling in my stomach.

  5. rocky says:

    “Deep Throat … never heard of her.” Now come to think of it she may have been in some flick we showed the boys at oval office.