Caption Contest Winners
The How to Pick Up Chicks Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
First: Hoodlumman – After riding the carousel, getting a two-scoop ice cream and getting his picture taken with Jacques Chirac, Pierre was convinced this was the best day of his life.
Second: The Man – Ack… Ack… Sorry, bird flu.
Third: Caliban Darklock – This guy is falling! This guy is falling! Help me prop him up.
Charles Austin – Eisner Lied! Chickens Fried!
T. Harris – Blondie in background: “There you go again, Honey, runnin’ around half-cocked!”
McCain – Rich guys get all the chicks.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
DRUDGEBREAKING: Today, in an attempt to allay fears about the Avian flu, Chicken Magnate, Jim Purdue announced that he “Stands behind his flock.” US Attorney General, Alberto Gonzales is expected to announce later today if Federal sodomy charges are applicable.
To stave off the onslaught of cheap DVD’s from NetFlix Disney is promoting their new ChickFlix
“Stop saying you want to introduce me to, the Colonel?”
“Shhhh… she thinks KFC means Kung Fu Chicken.”
Aspiring actors need to pick up bit parts wherever they find them. Parts is parts.
“Take me to General Tao”
The next Riding Sun contest has started as well.