Caption Contest Winners

The How to Pick Up Chicks Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(Fred Prouser/Reuters)

The Winners

First: HoodlummanAfter riding the carousel, getting a two-scoop ice cream and getting his picture taken with Jacques Chirac, Pierre was convinced this was the best day of his life.

Second: The ManAck… Ack… Sorry, bird flu.

Third: Caliban DarklockThis guy is falling! This guy is falling! Help me prop him up.

Honorable Mention:

Charles AustinEisner Lied! Chickens Fried!

T. Harris – Blondie in background: “There you go again, Honey, runnin’ around half-cocked!”

McCain – Rich guys get all the chicks.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

DRUDGEBREAKING: Today, in an attempt to allay fears about the Avian flu, Chicken Magnate, Jim Purdue announced that he “Stands behind his flock.” US Attorney General, Alberto Gonzales is expected to announce later today if Federal sodomy charges are applicable.

To stave off the onslaught of cheap DVD’s from NetFlix Disney is promoting their new ChickFlix

“Stop saying you want to introduce me to, the Colonel?”

“Shhhh… she thinks KFC means Kung Fu Chicken.”

Aspiring actors need to pick up bit parts wherever they find them. Parts is parts.

“Take me to General Tao”

The Monday contest is already Puttin’ on the dog

The next Riding Sun contest has started as well.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Hoodlumman says:

    Wow. First time to enter and first place. Friggin’ sweet.

    Mr. Right is going to kill me…

    Thanks, Rodney!

  2. Rodney Dill says:


    I’ve seen your captions in enough other contests I didn’t realize it was your first time here.

    Also as Saturday is usually a slower day I usually host an OTB Caption Jam which highlights a number of other contests I peruse.

  3. Oh come on. Iger-Eisner bashing… feh!