The Anna Kournikova Editon OTB Caption ContestTM has ended.

The winners:

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1st, Goldie: Anna Kournikova subsequently tested positive for speed and ecstasy after this photo of her at an LA rave surfaced last Friday.

2nd, Jessica: “Eww Ewww Ewwww why won’t this sperm come OFF??!?”

3rd, DANEgerus: Anna’ strokes yield the most strokes.

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