Caption Contest Winners
The One Size Fits All Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The ability to be humorous seems to be cyclical, and McGehee’s been on a roll lately, so it’s about time for the worm to turn
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but not today.
Best non-partisan: McGehee – Ã¢€œThose early exit polls had an effect on me, IÃ¢€™ll admit.
Best Kerry Slam: Chris Lawrence – Ã¢€œIÃ¢€™m just sayinÃ¢€™ John Kerry may have been overcompensating with that shotgun.Ã¢€
Best Bush Slam: Mark – The device was only this small, Tim, so I was shocked like everyone else when people were able to see it protruding out of the PresidentÃ¢€™s jacket during the debate.
Best Suggestion on What to do about Michael Moore: Dodd – Rove: Ã¢€œThe phrase Ã¢€˜rule of thumbÃ¢€™ derives from a Texas law that a man is allowed to beat a rented mule as long as the rod is no thicker than this.Ã¢€
Thanks to all the participants. I will be going back to First, Second, and Third places for the most part, but this contest seemed better judged this way. And now from the Bottom of the Barrel.
“Bush’s attention Span?”
“The suppositories are this big but they do a good job of cleaning out the effects of the Kerry Kool-aid.”
“Did we cheat at the elections? How dare you…, Well yea, just a little.”
“Pardon me, Are you finished with those Jelly donuts?”
“Tight race? Was this a tight race? Yeah, right. About as tight as Paris Hilton.”
” ’bout this much Tequila”
“A little compact with a mirror, about yay big. Ever since I lost that sucker I can never keep my hair looking right.”
“The Bush twins are so cute I could just pinch ’em.”
“Rodney Dill? Gherkin, definitely Gherkin”