Caption Contest Winners

The Matzoh Western Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

I would’ve sworn when I started this contest that some reference to a Clint Eastwood western would’ve taken first, until I started reading the entries . . .

(AFP/David Furst)

The Winners

First: Brandon JaynesIt’s been 40 years; do you know where the hell you’re leading us, or are you just wandering around?

Second: Cyberludite“Say, Saul, why are we the only ones following this Roadmap to Peace?”

Third: Norm Emerson – “Land of Milk and Honey”? . . . “We really have to re-think our intelligence gathering system”!!

Honorable Mention:

David Harris – The “Hassidic Minutemen” head off for their morning patrol.

Laurence Simon“With the blowing of the shofar, the graveyard shift at the quarry crawls out of the Matzoh Mines.”

Alex Knapp“Dude, I thought you told me there were going to be some shiskas. This is a total sausage fest!”

TeaFizz“Dude, where’s my car?”

Busby Bixley – Which Way To Mecca

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

Two Matzoh for Sister Sara

A Fist Full of Matzoh

For a Few Matzoh More

It was later determined that the Matzoh Western genre would’ve become nearly as popular as the old spaghetti westerns if the producers
hadn’t chosen to pass off Hebrew as
Speaking Indian
“Ma Nishma?”
“Hakol B’seder”

The imposter had nearly won the 23Rd annual Jewish spelling bee, until that final, fateful word.
“OK, now the word to spell is Shibboleth

“Dude, Where’s my promised land?”

The new Village People perform their rendition of Matzoh man

“I must follow the people, am I not their leader” – Benjamin Disraeli

The Thursday contest has already started.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.