Caption Contest Winners
The Matzoh Western Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
I would’ve sworn when I started this contest that some reference to a Clint Eastwood western would’ve taken first, until I started reading the entries . . .
(AFP/David Furst)
The Winners
First: Brandon Jaynes – It’s been 40 years; do you know where the hell you’re leading us, or are you just wandering around?
Second: Cyberludite – “Say, Saul, why are we the only ones following this Roadmap to Peace?”
Third: Norm Emerson – “Land of Milk and Honey”? . . . “We really have to re-think our intelligence gathering system”!!
Honorable Mention:
David Harris – The “Hassidic Minutemen” head off for their morning patrol.
Laurence Simon – “With the blowing of the shofar, the graveyard shift at the quarry crawls out of the Matzoh Mines.”
Alex Knapp – “Dude, I thought you told me there were going to be some shiskas. This is a total sausage fest!”
TeaFizz – “Dude, where’s my car?”
Busby Bixley – Which Way To Mecca
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
Two Matzoh for Sister SaraA Fist Full of Matzoh
For a Few Matzoh More
It was later determined that the Matzoh Western genre would’ve become nearly as popular as the old spaghetti westerns if the producers
hadn’t chosen to pass off Hebrew as Speaking Indian
“Ma Nishma?”
“Hakol B’seder”The imposter had nearly won the 23Rd annual Jewish spelling bee, until that final, fateful word.
“OK, now the word to spell is Shibboleth”“Dude, Where’s my promised land?”
The new Village People perform their rendition of Matzoh man
“I must follow the people, am I not their leader” – Benjamin Disraeli
The 
Thursday contest has already started.
w00t!