Caption Contest Winners
The Diogenes Denied Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
Yahoo – Reuters
The Winners
First: Brandon Jaynes – “Sure, you can have a drink, but I’M driving!”
Second: Steven L – “Damn. I asked for the BIG bottle.â€
Third: Alex Knapp – …a strange sensation filled Kennedy, one that he hadn’t felt in years. Sobriety. Thank god that dude bought alcohol, he thought…
Honorable Mention:
Leelu – “Maybe I should try some of that Dioxin to clear up my face.”
McGehee – “I can usually stretch this much Clearasil to last two or three weeks.”
Sgt Fluffy – Congratulations! In addition to your award, you also win this life size replica of a prehistoric Dinosaur!
Hodink – “Nuff niceties already. Gimme that.”
Carolyn — “Hush.”
The Courage award resemblance to a liquor bottle, chance or design?
Michael – Not a caption, but I swear to GOD he’s looking at that bottle like my dog looks at the steak I’m eating.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
Yushchenko: “Everyone needs to believe in something.”
Kennedy: “I believe I’ll have another drink.”Diogenes see’s there’s nothing of interest here and decides to move along.
“Don’t shake, I got your courage right here Teddy.”
“Its supposed to represent concentrated courage, but don’t drink it, we just bottled Dan Rather.”
Teddy: “Boy You look like crap.”
Viktor: “Dioxin will do that, what’s your excuse”
The 
Monday contest has already started.
w00t!