Caption Contest Winners

The Diogenes Denied Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

Yahoo – Reuters

The Winners

First: Brandon Jaynes“Sure, you can have a drink, but I’M driving!”

Second: Steven L – “Damn. I asked for the BIG bottle.â€

Third: Alex Knapp…a strange sensation filled Kennedy, one that he hadn’t felt in years. Sobriety. Thank god that dude bought alcohol, he thought…

Honorable Mention:

Leelu – “Maybe I should try some of that Dioxin to clear up my face.”

McGehee“I can usually stretch this much Clearasil to last two or three weeks.”

Sgt FluffyCongratulations! In addition to your award, you also win this life size replica of a prehistoric Dinosaur!

Hodink – “Nuff niceties already. Gimme that.”
Carolyn — “Hush.”

The Courage award resemblance to a liquor bottle, chance or design?

MichaelNot a caption, but I swear to GOD he’s looking at that bottle like my dog looks at the steak I’m eating.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

Yushchenko: “Everyone needs to believe in something.”
Kennedy: “I believe I’ll have another drink.”

Diogenes see’s there’s nothing of interest here and decides to move along.

“Don’t shake, I got your courage right here Teddy.”

“Its supposed to represent concentrated courage, but don’t drink it, we just bottled Dan Rather.”

Teddy: “Boy You look like crap.”
Viktor: “Dioxin will do that, what’s your excuse”

The Monday contest has already started.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.