Caption Contest Winners
The Brokeback Mohammed Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
First: Laurence Simon – “Mr. President? This is the Mossad. So, how do you like our cell phone?”
Second: Exek – Ah hum, ah hum, You tell those infidels that my cell-phone came with UN inspector deterrent.
Third: Gaijin Biker – “Hold on, lemme check. Amanda Hugginkiss? Amanda Hugginkiss? Hey, everybody, I need Amanda Hugginkiss!”
The Man – “Jack Bauer? I never heard of you”
DaveD – “That’s what I said, 50 pizzas to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue… Yes, the name is George…”
Sgt. Fluffy – For the last time infidel! I am not Yakov Smirnoff!!!
Moe Lane – Hey, Mahmoud, it’s W. Quick question: anybody brief you on MOABs?
yetanotherjohn – Hello? Goldies 91? I would like to request the “Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran” song.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“Why yes my phone does have a GPS locator, why do you ask President Bush?”
“No, I don’t know whats covered with Sand and glows in the dark.”
“Yes yes, goats milk, the two towers are filled with lots of fresh goats milk, if you know what I mean”
“Yes you hear everyone here laughing, my ringtone is Shania Twains’, Man! I feel like a woman.”
“… and who is this Prince Albert?”
“…and now I’m in a ziggy cartoon?”