Chertoff’s Gut Terror Alert System

Somebody had to do it.


Inspired by a comment by B. Minich

FILED UNDER: Humor, Terrorism
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  1. Ugh says:

    That, is hilarious. Good job.

  2. JT says:
  3. Anderson says:

    Good one.