Christmas Joke

Just received via e-mail:

A blonde woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.

She says to the clerk, “May I have 50 Christmas stamps?”

The clerk says, “What denomination?”

The woman says, “God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists.”

FILED UNDER: Humor, Religion
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  1. Gollum says:

    If you add up the numbers it comes out to 50.

    Obviously, she is not a *real* blonde.

  2. Which kind of Lutheran? That’s important.

    Want to get some members of the Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod into a tizzy? Ask which is better: the blue or red hymnal. Then stand back and enjoy.