Just received via e-mail:
A blonde woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
She says to the clerk, “May I have 50 Christmas stamps?”
The clerk says, “What denomination?”
The woman says, “God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists.”
If you add up the numbers it comes out to 50.
Obviously, she is not a *real* blonde.
Which kind of Lutheran? That’s important.
Want to get some members of the Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod into a tizzy? Ask which is better: the blue or red hymnal. Then stand back and enjoy.