CONTEST: EXPLAIN THIS MESSAGE
I received an e-mailed message from a shavonda simmons that was addressed to an Audrey Miller. I presumed it was generated by the Doom worm going around but it contains an interesting pitch about a concentrated phermone product the use of which has an undeniably excellent result: “Marvelous Women become Instantly Attracted to you.” Why Ms. Miller would have been interested in this news is unclear.
What particularly struck me about this message, though, was not so much the product itself–which I would no doubt purchase were my money not tied up in loans to expatriate Nigerian noblemen and potions to dramatically increase the size of my penis–but rather the pitch that came with it:
Pah! I’ll race the miserable wooden donkey any day in the week! cried the cab-horse
Dorothy did not reply to that I’ll be careful, promised the boy, as he took the box reverently within his own hands
She felt that Jim would know more about the Saw-Horse later on
If anyone can explain that to me, please do so in the comments below.