Democrats Have Magic Powers
According to DNC Chairman Howard Dean, that is:
If you think what’s going on in the Middle East today would be going on if the Democrats were in control, it wouldn’t, because we would have worked day after day after day to make sure we didn’t get where we are today. We would have had the moral authority that Bill Clinton had when he brought together the Northern Irish and the IRA, when he brought together the Israelis and the Palestinians.
Later, Dean also noted that if Democrats were in power, the threat from terrorism would be over, gas would cost 7 cents a gallon, and he–personally–would have cured cancer. But, alas, they’re all lost opportunities now.