Like A Day Without Sunshine

I Heart Chaos and a number of other sites have apparently decided that Megan Fox gets too much media attention. Their solution to this (perceived) problem is to draw still more attention to her by declaring next Tuesday Fox-free.

This is, quite obviously, a profoundly stupid plan in every respect. There’s no such thing as too much Megan Fox. The very idea is downright unamerican. Accordingly, I hereby undertake to combat this Communist plot and call upon each and every one of you to do the same. Join me here at OTB for Megan Fox Day all day August 4. There will be an open thread in which you can post pictures, videos, interviews… whatever, as long as it’s safe for work* it’s all welcome.

* NSFW material can be sent directly to me. I won’t turn away Natalie Portman, either.

FILED UNDER: Popular Culture,
Dodd Harris
About Dodd Harris
Dodd, who used to run a blog named ipse dixit, is an attorney, a veteran of the United States Navy, and a fairly good poker player. He contributed over 650 pieces to OTB between May 2007 and September 2013. Follow him on Twitter @Amuk3.

Comments

  1. Drew says:

    Yeah, well, whatever. Had her. It was fine and all that; don’t get me wrong. But the tatoos can be distracting.

    Anyway. Not like Meryl Streep was. You know, Meryl can actually act…..




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  2. Steve Edge says:

    “There’s no such thing as too much Megan Fox.” Truer words have never been spoken…….today.




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  3. John Burgess says:

    Truer words have never been spoken…….today yesterday.

    There.. fixed!




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  4. anjin-san says:

    Who is Megan Fox?




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  5. Dodd says:

    Dude.




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  6. Drew says:

    here you go anjin:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megan_Fox

    Appreciation for her acting increases in inverse proportion to that amount of clothing she has on.




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  7. I think these guys are being very mean to Megan. If she needs sanctuary I have a spare bedroom. I’m sure my wife wouldn’t mind.




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  8. Brian Knapp says:

    Michael, how very noble of you.




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  9. Wossname says:

    You can still keep it Fox free. No reference or links to Rupert’s hive. I’m with Drew btw, let’s see Megan’s best acting.




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  10. sam says:

    Golly, I’ll guess I’ll have keep more abreast of these cultural pheromona in future.




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  11. Brian:

    I am all about the helping.




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