Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, June 25, 2012
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
The gap between me in 2008 and me today is this big
My ego? Soooooooooooooooo big!
Michelle’s butt? Soooooooooooooooo big!
My putt shot on Sunday? Soooooooooooooooooooooooo close!
You can’t put a windspan like this on an ORDINARY cross…
I love me thiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much!
‘Dis alllllll miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine Bitches! Whoops, not you.
“No, no! This was the size of my biggest whopper!”
“So I told Biden, ‘don’t ever get closer than this to me,’ because then we might be in the same photo. For some reason, he was quite okay with that.”
“My victory margin in November will be this big.”
These bozos think the remodel of my office is just fine. I’m bringing Holmes on Homes in on this.
“Someday all of this could be yours. Oh, wait. You’re a woman. Never mind.”
“Mi casa es su casa.”
“My church tells me to be this inclusive!”
“The private sector is doing this fine!”
“I went to Hollywood and came away with a duffel bag full of cash this big!”
No, I’m not kidding, the damned fish was this big. Now, as we were discussing, the savings from Obamacare…….
“The door to Mitt’s car elevator opened this wide”
Obama: “Bienvenido, los inmigrantes ilegales” (That’s “Welcome, illegal immigrants” for the uninitiated.
I hate goodbye’s so how bout a hug?
This is just how I’ll look on the cross come November. (We’re not using nails this time, right?)
“…and then Jesus said, ‘Peter, I can see your house from up here!'”
“We’re talking about really HUGE tracts of land…”
“That’s right! I’m Rio de Janeiro’s Christ the Redeemer!”
President Obama takes a moment to play a game of charades with some members of the White House staff, mocking the Rio + 20 Earth Summit in the process.
Eager to out do the success of his 2008 “Hope” poster, President Obama attempts to capture the Latino Vote in 2012 by posing as Rio de Janeiro’s Christ the Redeemer.
“Hey, I bet you can’t guess where I’m suppose to be right now? The Rio + 20 Earth Summit??? How did you know?”
Immigration and health care? I Did It My-y-y-y-y Wa-a-a-a-ay!
My deficit will be this big by November.
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