OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

(Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. The gap between me in 2008 and me today is this big

  2. MaggieMama says:

    My ego? Soooooooooooooooo big!

  3. MaggieMama says:

    Michelle’s butt? Soooooooooooooooo big!

  4. MaggieMama says:

    My putt shot on Sunday? Soooooooooooooooooooooooo close!

  5. LongTabSigO says:

    You can’t put a windspan like this on an ORDINARY cross…

  6. LongTabSigO says:

    I love me thiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much!

  7. NickNot says:

    ‘Dis alllllll miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine Bitches! Whoops, not you.

  8. “No, no! This was the size of my biggest whopper!”

  9. “So I told Biden, ‘don’t ever get closer than this to me,’ because then we might be in the same photo. For some reason, he was quite okay with that.”

  10. al-Ameda says:

    “My victory margin in November will be this big.”

  11. Mr. Prosser says:

    These bozos think the remodel of my office is just fine. I’m bringing Holmes on Homes in on this.

  12. Hannah T. says:

    “Someday all of this could be yours. Oh, wait. You’re a woman. Never mind.”

  13. rodney dill says:

    “Mi casa es su casa.”

  14. jd says:

    My church tells me to be this inclusive!”

  15. “The private sector is doing this fine!”

  16. “I went to Hollywood and came away with a duffel bag full of cash this big!”

  17. Drew says:

    No, I’m not kidding, the damned fish was this big. Now, as we were discussing, the savings from Obamacare…….

  18. al-Ameda says:

    “The door to Mitt’s car elevator opened this wide”

  19. John425 says:

    Obama: “Bienvenido, los inmigrantes ilegales” (That’s “Welcome, illegal immigrants” for the uninitiated.

  20. Kenny U says:

    I hate goodbye’s so how bout a hug?

  21. Jeremy says:

    This is just how I’ll look on the cross come November. (We’re not using nails this time, right?)

  22. physics geek says:

    “…and then Jesus said, ‘Peter, I can see your house from up here!'”

    “We’re talking about really HUGE tracts of land…”

  23. “That’s right! I’m Rio de Janeiro’s Christ the Redeemer!”

    President Obama takes a moment to play a game of charades with some members of the White House staff, mocking the Rio + 20 Earth Summit in the process.

  24. Eager to out do the success of his 2008 “Hope” poster, President Obama attempts to capture the Latino Vote in 2012 by posing as Rio de Janeiro’s Christ the Redeemer.

  25. “Hey, I bet you can’t guess where I’m suppose to be right now? The Rio + 20 Earth Summit??? How did you know?”

  26. jd says:

    Immigration and health care? I Did It My-y-y-y-y Wa-a-a-a-ay!

  27. Bill says:

    My deficit will be this big by November.