OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. The Giant Soda guy was afraid to show up on Coney Island due to Mayor Bloomberg’s new “big soda” policy

  2. Vast Variety says:

    3rd annual gathering of the condiment club.

  3. Jeremy says:

    The Anthony Wiener support group?

  4. KRM says:

    “Mayo’s gonna be late again. Problems with his expiration date.”

  5. Mr. Prosser says:

    I swear, the next guy that yells “Where’s the Beef?” at me is gonna regret it!

  6. al-Ameda says:

    “Now that’s a Death Panel”

  7. al-Ameda says:

    “Do we really want to join up with Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms?”

  8. Fast food is people! PEEEEOOOOPPPPLLLEEEE!!!!!

  9. John Burgess says:

    Only half of the Ten Condiments apply on the 4th.

  10. rodney dill says:

    Hotdog: “So is the onion a penalty or a tax?”
    Fries: “STFU”

  11. DCTrojan says:

    Michelle Obama’s worst nightmare. Let’s move…closer to the hotdog stand

  12. jd says:

    The Wicked Witch of the West and her sister share a bad dream after Burrito Night.

  13. physics geek says:

    “Eat me!

    No, eat me.”
    Aqua Teen Hunger Force, the Broadway musical.


    5 out of 5 food groups recommend fasting to celebrate Independence Day.

  14. John425 says:

    Hot dog: “…and so I just told him: “Bite me.”

    Hot dog: “The President asked me if I “relished” the thought of him and me but I told him he couldn’t cut the mustard.” (OK- apologies to all readers. I know it was a “corn dog” joke.)

  15. rodney dill says:

    Relish: “Good thing Sandra Fluke didn’t show up, she thinks condiments should be free.”
    Ketchup: “That’s condoms, moron.”

  16. Tillman says:

    “Look, if we split up we can cover more ground. I highly doubt a sandwich bag of chopped onions could’ve gotten far.”

  17. Tillman says:

    “Baby, how you were made could be turned into a very sexy Modern Marvels episode.”

  18. Tillman says:

    “The hell, Relish? I thought we said no corporate sponsors!”

  19. Gollum says:

    The director asked for condom mints, but what he got instead was a whole new direction in character porn.

  20. “Hey, I just found out I am the only one here that if someone doesn’t buy me, they have to pay a penalty tax! What do you think of that, losers?”

  21. JKB says:

    Homeland Security surveils suspected homegrown terrorist cell.

  22. JKB says:

    Did you ever notice no one ever dresses up like tofu or rice cakes

  23. Peterh says:

    A dog without mustard and ketchup is….well….a limp dog……

  24. rodney dill says:

    Hotdog: “OK, How do I tell if I’m a Chicago Style Hotdog?”
    Fries: “After you die, you keep voting in presidential elections.”

  25. rodney dill says:

    Fries and Relish: “We’re from the government and we’re here to help.”

  26. John425 says:

    Hot dog to condiments: “Put these gloves on before you touch my wiener.”

  27. Tummy Rumble Down at the Food Court: “Fries, you crash the ‘Churro Cart’. Relish, you hit the ‘Hummus Hut’. Mustard and Ketchup, you two shoot up the ‘Salsa Bar’ — and I mean hit that sauce hard — while I whack the ‘Gyros Shack’.”

  28. “Everybody scatter! The First Lady has just entered the Food Court! I repeat: The First Lady has just entered the Food Court! Every condiment and Hotdog for themselves!”