OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

REUTERS/Ueslei Marcelino
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Well, the cow didn’t make it over the moon but it did clear the scaffolding.
Lesbian couple fails in attempt to steal Chick fil A mascot.
The IOC is spending the week evaluating new Olympic sports.
The Ben and Jerry Tribute to Neil Armstrong was heartfelt, but ill-conceived.
Trivia Question of The Week: “Which sport has Lance Armstrong not been banned from?”
Run away! Run away!
Critics Question NASA’s Shuttle Replacement Choice As Splashdown Test Goes Poorly.
“Luke, you go ahead. This Tauntaun is a little tougher than I thought.”
In accordance with Chick-Fil-A policy, Elsie bucked Bruce when she discovered that the bulge in his pants was not, in fact, a chicken sandwich.
The last 2 Republican voters in California
@al-Ameda: …and they both seem to be having problems with the polling machine.
Elsie’s cow ride to heaven left the crowd udderly impressed.
And people wonder why Wisconsin is taking over the universe….
“Here. Eat more of this!”
I’ve heard about milking the taxpayer for all they’re worth, but this is ridiculous.
Looks like Red Bull doesn’t give you wings after all.
Scientists discover that cow farts are indeed an alternative to aviation fuel, but probably not as good for the enviroment. Or your insurance.