OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Exorcism of Arizona Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Exorcism of Arizona Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.




Photo By UESLEI MARCELINO/REUTERS

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Let’s Be Free – But they said prosperity followed deficit spending!

Second: Jeremy“Longhorns fans prepare for the annual ritual that they say will finally convince God to bring them to the BCS Championship Game.”

Third: Mr. Prosser – Karl Rove’s first sight waking up after a post-election debriefing session with Sheldon Adelson.

HONORABLE MENTION

Neil Hudelson – Look at this, Bob! Look at this and tell me Land Sharks don’t exist!

OzarkHillbilly – 2016 election, Tea Partier 1 to Tea Partier 2: “This is gonna work, I swear.”

Herb – The churrascaria is that way.

Timothy WatsonAids to Arizona Governor Jan Brewer (R) show reporters new evidence of executions by Mexican drug cartels

jc – Archeologists unearth evidence of 5000-year-old taser. This is actually true. I wouldn’t steer you wrong.

CSK – By a ratio of 500,000 to one, pregnant women opted for Caesarian sections after the Texas Obstetrical Association introduced its new Longhorn-themed delivery forceps.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“My advice to you, is to start drinking heavily.”

The remake of Time Bandits as a Musical had a rather dark twist.

Beef, it’s what’s for dinner.

Chick-Fil-A’s new advertising commercial

The Monday Contest is already drinking the elixir of crushed hope and change.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.