Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, December 10, 2012
Winners will be announced after Thursday PM
I can “Out-Art” Glenn Beck. I call my latest work “God Pissing on Buddah”.
“In a moment of religious awareness, Obama gives up booze as Dorothy Lamour approvingly looks on.”
Mr. Buddha, I would really appreciate your donation for the 2016 campaign.
C’mon, dude, just a swig! I know you’re all “no desires” and horseshit, but this stuff will rock your world.
“Is that urine?”
“No, I think it’s Mayan.”
Obama thought bubble: “Dammit, how many times do I have to tell the advance team–and that means YOU, Hillary–that I like my martinis made with Tanqueray. T-A-N-Q-U-E-R-A-Y. How frigging hard is that to remember?”
Tonight on Fox News: Obama Caught Making Offering to Heathen, Non-Jesus Diety
“For the life of me, I’ll never understand why you men are so intimidated by that part of the female anatomy.”
” …. try … to … not … look … bored …”
Spit and rinse? Whew! For a second there I thought we were revisiting the Bill and Monicapades.
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