OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced after Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Michael Hamm says:

    I can “Out-Art” Glenn Beck. I call my latest work “God Pissing on Buddah”.

  2. John Burgess says:

    “In a moment of religious awareness, Obama gives up booze as Dorothy Lamour approvingly looks on.”

  3. Hal 10000 says:

    Mr. Buddha, I would really appreciate your donation for the 2016 campaign.

  4. Tillman says:

    C’mon, dude, just a swig! I know you’re all “no desires” and horseshit, but this stuff will rock your world.

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Is that urine?”

    “No, I think it’s Mayan.”

  6. CSK says:

    Obama thought bubble: “Dammit, how many times do I have to tell the advance team–and that means YOU, Hillary–that I like my martinis made with Tanqueray. T-A-N-Q-U-E-R-A-Y. How frigging hard is that to remember?”

  7. cd6 says:

    Tonight on Fox News: Obama Caught Making Offering to Heathen, Non-Jesus Diety

  8. “For the life of me, I’ll never understand why you men are so intimidated by that part of the female anatomy.”

  9. al-Ameda says:

    ” …. try … to … not … look … bored …”

  10. Let's Be Free says:

    Spit and rinse? Whew! For a second there I thought we were revisiting the Bill and Monicapades.