OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Gods Must Be Crazy, Again Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Gods Must Be Crazy, Again Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.




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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Wyatt EarpOctomom Nadya Suleman finally met her soul mate.

Second: MaggieMama – Did ya ever wonder what was inside those little Roomba dust sweepers?

Third: JKB – Happy Masturbation Month: Need a hand?

HONORABLE MENTION

Mr. Prosser – The Romney campaign tests its new mascot: “On the one hand I’m for this, but on the other hand I’m not for this.”

John Burgess“I believe I can fly!”

Moderate Mom – The new IRS Collection Agent can get a hand in all of your pockets!

John425 – EPA-approved wind farm revs up in Papua, New Guinea.

Tillman – “Crap, someone spiked the punch with hallucinogens. Ooohhhh maaan….”

Robert w. ArmijoDeep in the recesses of the Amazonian Rainforest, Victoria’s Secret secretly conducts market testing of its new prototype undergarment line designed exclusively for men: Loincloth.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

…and then, sadly, Amazon.com’s customer service went to hell in a handbasket.

You put your left foot in, you pull your left foot out….

This years Mummers Parade left a little to be desired.

“You’ve met your match Kali.”

Spirit Airlines continues to offer the most austere flying options.

The rest of the tribe later got the charges reduced to just following too close.

“Knock it off, or I’ll bitch slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap you.”

The Monday Contest has double-dipped and now needs to sprinkle.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. MaggieMama says:

    😀