OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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REUTERS/Ueslei Marcelino

Winners will be announced after Friday PM.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Eric Florack says:

    the solution… banning the tomahawk.




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  2. John Burgess says:

    Bringing a tomahawks to a gunfight… still a bad idea.




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  3. JWH says:

    “Where is Dan Snyder?”




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  4. grumpy realist says:

    “hey, hey–I know I overcooked the turkey, but can’t you let it pass just this once?”




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  5. walt moffett says:

    Modern Times




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  6. Mu says:

    Jack Sparrow was mistaken that hiding for 200 years would save him from the revenge of the Pentacostians.




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  7. Franklin says:

    It’s the Brazilian Man March!




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  8. Franklin says:

    Fruit flies like a banana. Arrow flies like a bullet.




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  9. rodney dill says:

    @Franklin: Later in the hospital the officer was quoted as saying, “…It was horrible… I was outnumbered… there must’ve been a brazilian of them.”




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  10. Fog says:

    “Couldn’t you read the sign? It says no crack in the park!”




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  11. Fog says:

    “Watch me closely, and follow along. First you put your right foot in and you shake it all about…”




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  12. Franklin says:

    “Wait, relax, I just wanted to let you know that your butt crack is showing!”




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  13. Franklin says:

    Brazil’s latest dance troupe: “Quiver ‘n’ my Boots”




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  14. John425 says:

    Fearful Obamacare Navigator;” OK, OK! If you want to keep your witch doctor, you can keep your witch doctor”

    Native: “You feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya?”




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  15. He who must not be named says:

    Hey, slow down, I’m sorry about the plumber crack.




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  16. He who must not be named says:

    “I will do it with my spear and magic helmet!”




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  17. Franklin says:

    Officer: “Ahh! I see you’re from the sticks. Well I’m from Baton Rouge!”




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  18. Pinky says:

    Mortal Kombat!!!




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  19. al-Ameda says:

    “Before you fling that thing, one question …”
    “How come no women are interested in us?”




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  20. Pinky says:

    the two worst Civil War reenactors in the world




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  21. He who must not be named says:

    I’m not going to tase you bro.




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  22. He who must not be named says:

    Been licking the pretty frogs again, have we?




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  23. He who must not be named says:

    Ok, ok, we’ll double the minimum wage to $0.36 per hour.




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  24. LorgSkyegon says:

    The songs says “Stop, HAMMER time.” It says nothing about tomahawks




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  25. bill says:

    this is why “redskins” is an honorable name.




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  26. jd says:

    Officer Custer was so confident he could handle the situation, he didn’t call for backup.




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  27. Bkhuna says:

    Y.M.C.A.




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  28. Franklin says:

    Dance-Off: Shirts vs. Skins




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  29. Franklin says:

    Officer: “Excuse me, sir, we’ve had reports of a man holding a tomahawk.”
    Indigenous Person: “Haven’t seen him. You see, these are just arrows.”




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  30. Mark Ryan says:

    WAIT! Tonto, it’s ME, Kemosabe!!!




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  31. Mark Ryan says:

    Cop: How.
    Indian: Not way to say. You die!




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  32. Mark Ryan says:

    Indian: Get off my beach, Beach!




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  33. RockThisTown says:

    Meet the doctor you can keep under Obamacare.




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  34. RockThisTown says:

    Ok, ok, we can smoke some peace choom!




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  35. RockThisTown says:

    Reelin’ and-a toma-hawkin’.




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  36. RockThisTown says:

    I didn’t set that red line you didn’t cross!




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  37. John425 says:

    Native: “I’m damned tired of all you NSA types snooping ’round here!”




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