OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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  1. Michael Hamm says:

    Due to the rich not paying their “Fair Share”, Obama announces that the Russian military will take over protecting the United States.

  2. Mr. Prosser says:

    OK, who’s the clown who stuck the “Occupy” photo in there?

  3. John Burgess says:

    “Jeeze! That photo wasn’t supposed to appear until after the Inauguration!”

  4. JKB says:

    Democrats reveal their plan for Defense cuts: Outsourcing displays of naval power.

  5. JKB says:

    “This is my last election … After my election I have more flexibility,” Obama said

  6. CSK says:

    “We are the world, we are the children…”

  7. rodney dill says:

    “Where’s my rubber ducky?”

  8. rodney dill says:

    “Well, the Russians are sailing away from us, as in retreating.”
    “Good spin, Mr. President.”

  9. Davebo says:

    Reagan’s dream of a six hundred ship Navy comes true! Through Photoship.

  10. CSK says:

    The Village People Reunion Tour proved to be THE highlight of the convention.

  11. “It’s only me, I’m home from the sea!”

  12. “So the audiovisual intern simply clicked the ‘lucky’ button and this is what came up. It’s Google’s fault.”

  13. Al says:

    “Guys, we’ve really got to shut down the Battlefield 3 tournament. The convention was supposed to start five hours ago.”

  14. JKB says:

    Intern: “Hey, my Harvard history prof. said this was a photo of our navy. I just assumed he was talking as an American.”

  15. JKB says:

    @Donald Sensing:

    Googling in the Presidency

  16. Herb says:

    No more than ten to twenty million killed. Tops.

  17. Hal 10000 says:

    Vladimir Putin accepts the 2016 Democrat Nomination for President.

  18. KRM says:

    Sorry, but all I can think of seeing this picture is Eric Cartman singing “Come Sail Away With Me.”

  19. Jeremy says:

    “And now, a special sneak peek at Battleship 2: Federal Budget Boogaloo.”

  20. “What, these are Russian ships? That’s Bush’s fault!”

  21. “Folks, these are actually Russian warships that have just assumed station off Libya, so the situation there will be stable for months to come.”

  22. “That’s right – not only are these ships Russian, the jet fighters are Turkish!”

  23. Tillman says:

    They say Super Mario was a Communist, too.

  24. Tillman says:

    The television screens were also Made in Russia™.

  25. jd says:

    Security was careful to exclude from the convention floor buzz-cut women with sledgehammers.

  26. Jc says:

    “Hallo, customer service, dis is Peggy, did you get dee slides?” ” We put a Russian on them, so they get there quick.”

  27. JKB says:

    I am Vladimir Putin

    And I approve of this message

  28. DNC issues apology for displaying Russian naval ships: “Oops…We thought they were Chinese.”