Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, March 9, 2015
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
You all thought Chris would be the one to eat you, but it’s not him, it’s MEEEEEEEEEEE!
(think Ed McMahon)
Christie thinking: Hmmm…so THAT’S what happens when you inflate them too much.
dum dum… dum dum… dum dum…. dum dum….. DUM… DUM…. DUM… DUM…. DUM… DUM…
(theme from Jaws)
Something tells me not even Christie can jump that shark.
“He’s fit! I’m fit to be tied!”
What happens after binge watching 37 hours of FOX News without a bathroom break.
I can’t wait for her to find the dead rat in her slippers later.
I can’t explain it but the same thing happens to me every time I read one of Scalia’s opinions.
The re-enactment of Chris Christie throwing Bridget Anne Kelly under the bus at CPAC was a big hit.
Everybody run, it’s Christizilla.
Mainstream conservatives meet for a conference. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.
A few drinks later this party ain’t too conservative…
Tunnel of love, get ready for my Bridgegate.
Finally, definitive proof that Fox News anchors are just puppets of the GOP establishment.
Some first grade schoolkids are giving story reports in class. The first one tells about how a farmer collected eggs from a hen, but tripped and fell, breaking most of the eggs. So the teacher asked “What’s the moral of this story?”. The young student replied, “Don’t put all your eggs in one basket”. Then a second student told a story about another farmer who had five eggs, but only three hatched. The teacher asked, “And what’s the moral of your story?”. The student replied, “Don’t count your chickens before they’re hatched!”. “Very good”, said the teacher. Then the final student got up and told everyone that “My mother attended a conference and got up onstage, upstaged Gov. Chris Christie, gave a rousing address, had the crowd on their feet, even though she wasn’t an assigned speaker”. “Very good”, said the teacher. “And the moral of this story is?” “Oh”, said the little girl, “Don’t mess with my mom when she’s been drinking…”
“Who invited Kathie Lee, and where did she get the alcohol?”
The event was billed as conservative, but after the drinks came out, some clothes came off…
Frightened people run for their lives after the ropes break on the Chris Christie giant balloon…
Ground zero for the latest zombie plague breakout?
If FOX NEWS and THE WALKING DEAD merged…
Chris Christie tries to look more Presidential by “Bidening” Laura Ingram.
The next big thing . . . .Chris Christie!
Girls going wild! Christie as big as the Beatles . . . ?
The purple dress is no coincidence.
Ingraham reacts to Hurricane Sandy . . . er, Hurricane Christie.
Ingraham flips out when she learns Christie uses a private e-mail account.
3D TV was made for moments like this…
“Hands up, it’s Brute!”
“The Blonde and the RINO”
“♪ Because you know I’m all about that waist . . . .’bout that waist, no flab-ble”
Chris Christie’s sign language translator goes off-message.
“Laura, radio hosts are always going to be able to out-talk politicians, but at least we know enough to avoid the edge of the stage.”
“How big is Christie? SOOOOO big!”
“Ooooooooo, snap! Chris Christie just clowned yo mama, Obama!! What, what! Daaaaaaaaaaammmnnnnnnnn!! It’s gettin’ all Prezidential up in here!!”
CaptionContest: Laura Ingraham warms up the crowd by doing her Nancy Pelosi imitation
“Here is my handle, here is my spout…”
Chris and Laura sing a classic GOP duet: “There’s no business like pro-business”
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