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Conservatives Gather For Annual CPAC Convention

(Alex Wong/Getty Images) 25/27

Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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  1. Mikey says:

    You all thought Chris would be the one to eat you, but it’s not him, it’s MEEEEEEEEEEE!

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Heeeeeeeeeeeere’s Christie!

    (think Ed McMahon)

  3. Mikey says:

    Christie thinking: Hmmm…so THAT’S what happens when you inflate them too much.

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    dum dum… dum dum… dum dum…. dum dum….. DUM… DUM…. DUM… DUM…. DUM… DUM…

    (theme from Jaws)

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Something tells me not even Christie can jump that shark.

  6. John Burgess says:

    “He’s fit! I’m fit to be tied!”

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    What happens after binge watching 37 hours of FOX News without a bathroom break.

  8. Mu says:

    I can’t wait for her to find the dead rat in her slippers later.

  9. OzarkHillbilly says:

    I can’t explain it but the same thing happens to me every time I read one of Scalia’s opinions.

  10. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The re-enactment of Chris Christie throwing Bridget Anne Kelly under the bus at CPAC was a big hit.

  11. David in KC says:

    Everybody run, it’s Christizilla.

  12. Tony W says:

    Mainstream conservatives meet for a conference. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

  13. Paul Hooson says:

    A few drinks later this party ain’t too conservative…

  14. Michael Hamm says:

    Tunnel of love, get ready for my Bridgegate.

  15. Gromitt Gunn says:

    Finally, definitive proof that Fox News anchors are just puppets of the GOP establishment.

  16. Paul Hooson says:

    Some first grade schoolkids are giving story reports in class. The first one tells about how a farmer collected eggs from a hen, but tripped and fell, breaking most of the eggs. So the teacher asked “What’s the moral of this story?”. The young student replied, “Don’t put all your eggs in one basket”. Then a second student told a story about another farmer who had five eggs, but only three hatched. The teacher asked, “And what’s the moral of your story?”. The student replied, “Don’t count your chickens before they’re hatched!”. “Very good”, said the teacher. Then the final student got up and told everyone that “My mother attended a conference and got up onstage, upstaged Gov. Chris Christie, gave a rousing address, had the crowd on their feet, even though she wasn’t an assigned speaker”. “Very good”, said the teacher. “And the moral of this story is?” “Oh”, said the little girl, “Don’t mess with my mom when she’s been drinking…”

  17. Paul Hooson says:

    “Who invited Kathie Lee, and where did she get the alcohol?”

  18. Paul Hooson says:

    The event was billed as conservative, but after the drinks came out, some clothes came off…

  19. Paul Hooson says:

    Frightened people run for their lives after the ropes break on the Chris Christie giant balloon…

  20. Paul Hooson says:

    Ground zero for the latest zombie plague breakout?

  21. Paul Hooson says:

    If FOX NEWS and THE WALKING DEAD merged…

  22. Hal_10000 says:

    Chris Christie tries to look more Presidential by “Bidening” Laura Ingram.

  23. RockThisTown says:

    The next big thing . . . .Chris Christie!

  24. RockThisTown says:

    Girls going wild! Christie as big as the Beatles . . . ?

  25. RockThisTown says:

    The purple dress is no coincidence.

  26. RockThisTown says:

    Ingraham reacts to Hurricane Sandy . . . er, Hurricane Christie.

  27. RockThisTown says:

    Ingraham flips out when she learns Christie uses a private e-mail account.

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    3D TV was made for moments like this…

  29. RockThisTown says:

    “Hands up, it’s Brute!”

  30. al-Ameda says:

    “The Blonde and the RINO”

  31. RockThisTown says:

    “♪ Because you know I’m all about that waist . . . .’bout that waist, no flab-ble”

  32. Moosebreath says:

    Chris Christie’s sign language translator goes off-message.

  33. Pinky says:

    “Laura, radio hosts are always going to be able to out-talk politicians, but at least we know enough to avoid the edge of the stage.”

  34. Franklin says:

    “How big is Christie? SOOOOO big!”

  35. Katharsis says:

    “Ooooooooo, snap! Chris Christie just clowned yo mama, Obama!! What, what! Daaaaaaaaaaammmnnnnnnnn!! It’s gettin’ all Prezidential up in here!!”

  36. John425 says:

    CaptionContest: Laura Ingraham warms up the crowd by doing her Nancy Pelosi imitation

  37. DrDaveT says:

    Here is my handle, here is my spout…”

  38. Franklin says:

    Chris and Laura sing a classic GOP duet: “There’s no business like pro-business”