OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
MORKEL ERASMUS / CATERS NEWS
Winners will be announced Monday PM
MORKEL ERASMUS / CATERS NEWS
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Republicans are looking everywhere for voters.
Republicans didn’t think anything else could go wrong in the Romney campagin. Then he treeed himself.
Even conservatives are having trouble digesting the stuff coming out of the Romney campaign.
I’ll just pretend to be a tree for now.
On the one hand, they don’t do it very well. On the other, you’re surprised they can do it at all.
Screw giraffes.
Nope. No WMDs here.
The Romney campaign further proves its incompetence when it tries to put its head in the sand.
Entitlements (represented by the elephant) stand on the shoulders of the governnment (represented by donkey) to meet the needs of the people. oops.
A call to arms
“They say we offer simple answers to complex problems. Well, perhaps there is a simple answer — not an easy answer — but simple.”
R. Reagan
Well, that’s a stretch.
After the monkey with two coconuts initiated the launch sequence the Zimbabwean satelite achieved escape velocity and the first space flight launched from Africa was a success. The monkey was never heard from nor seen again.
Now that you already believe a man can fly . . . up, up and away!
The elephant, caught up in its self-aggrandizing dance, didn’t realize its tiny penis was visible to the rest of the animals until the donkey laughed his ass off.
Damn, I thought they said these things would trickle down!
Donkey – you can hide but your Ass is mine in November.
You put your right hand in
You put your right hand out
You put your right hand in
And you shake it all about,
You do the Hokey Pokey . . . . . . . . .
Constipated? Try Republican-Lax. It’ll help pass difficult, indigestible, unaffordable Democrat legislation.
Tonight on “Wild Kingdom” The RINO.
Elephant thought bubble: “The Lippizaner Stallions can kiss my butt, I’m trying out for the Prancing Pachyderms.
“So You Think You Can Dance” talent show arrives in Africa.
Obama to the GOP: “Good, good. Now can you rollover and play dead?”
Despite having been presented with the birth certificate, proof that the elephant was born in Asia, some members of the GOP still insisted it was African.
Despite having been presented with the birth certificate, proof that the elephant was born in Asia, some members of the GOP still insisted it was born in Africa (specifically Kenya).