OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Operation Dumbo Climb Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Operation Dumbo Climb Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.




MORKEL ERASMUS / CATERS NEWS

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: jd – On the one hand, they don’t do it very well. On the other, you’re surprised they can do it at all.

Second: Robert W. ArmijoDespite having been presented with the birth certificate, proof that the elephant was born in Asia, some members of the GOP still insisted it was born in Africa (specifically Kenya).

Third: KRM – Tonight on “Wild Kingdom” The RINO.

HONORABLE MENTION

Al – Republicans didn’t think anything else could go wrong in the Romney campagin. Then he treeed himself.

Timothy WatsonEven conservatives are having trouble digesting the stuff coming out of the Romney campaign.

OzarkHillbilly – Nope. No WMDs here.

Jc – Damn, I thought they said these things would trickle down!

Gromitt Gunn – The Romney campaign further proves its incompetence when it tries to put its head in the sand.

Michael Hamm – Donkey – you can hide but your Ass is mine in November.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Unfortunately the latest GOP campaign ads for Mitt Romney still made Hispanic Americans think, ‘Pinata.’

47% of elephants can’t do this without Government support.

“What do you do if your health care gets stuck in a tree?” “Throw the donkey at it.”
“What if the donkey gets stuck up the tree?” “Who cares…”

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I went to the animal fair,
The birds and the beasts were there,
The old Baboon by the light of the moon
Was combing his auburn hair

The donkey was power drunk
And jumped on the elephant’s trunk
The elephant sneezed and fell on his knees
And what became of the donk?
The donk, the donk… the donk…

The amazing thing about a dancing elephant is not how gracefully it dances, but that it dances at all. Pretty much the same thing can be said about the compassionate conservative.

The Monday Contest is already showing its best side.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Still think he’s pretending to be a tree.

    Perhaps that joke required a little audience awareness for the coming Rep-ocalypse.

  2. rodney dill says:

    @john personna: Well he’s got the trunk part down right.