Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, September 24, 2012
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
To Infinity and beyond.
Hey, Mitt! If you use one of these even 47% of the time you won’t screw up so much.
The chair grew an arm.
Forward., to when speech is not free
Forward., in my past there is nothing to see
Forward., to the future written on these two plates
Now quit you whining, you f’ing ingrates!
Obama, from the perspective of Democrats
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Headline: Republicans Hatch Plan to Turn Sky Red
Serious question – what are the things on either side of the podium? Microphones?
Mitt’s view from the canvas after the rope-a-doping stops.
@Gromitt Gunn: what are the things on either side of the podium?
Those are TOTUS, otherwise known as Obama’s brain. Took me a minute to figure that out as well.
Behold, the clouds parted. And the left hand of the god of the Democratic Party swooped down from the sky, smiting his political foes at the polls.
And God raised his hand in front of his two flat screen brains and the people trembled in fear and said – Oh Shit!
These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.
“You will note that when I say, ‘forward,’ I point only to the left.”
“I speak to you but I tell a prompter.”
TV Celebrity “Thing” Addams fired up the partisan crowd by attacking Mitt Romney as “mysterious and kooky” and “altogether ooky.”
To the Islamic, Jihadist, Totalitarian, Jew hating World I extend my right hand – to the free world I extend my left.
Mirror, Mirror, in the sky – show me the dumbasses who believe my lies.
Donald Sensing trying and failing to be as relevant as Rodney.
Such a low hurdle, yet failure.
Obama: “Screw Mitt’s magic underwear… I’m invisible… uh, well mostly.”
Hey you two, scram. I’m the podium, and I gotta get ready for when the president shows up–ah, blast it.
A two word platform was much to much for the Librarians to focus on last time around causing many of their brains to lock up resulting in their motor functions stopping and them falling to the ground…so we went with one word this time.
It seems not to be working.
A two word platform was much to much for the Libtardians to focus on last time around causing many of their brains to lock up resulting in their motor functions stopping and them falling to the ground…so we went with one word this time.
Please tilt the left mirror a little. I still can’t see myself.
The Department of Education rolls out their new curriculum to teach The Ascension in public school
Go forth with your hand out…..uhhh….let me rearticulate that….
“My fellow Americans, you are the teleprompter we’ve been waiting for.”
“Wait a minute! That sign should not say ‘Forward’! It should say ‘Fore’! Hey, anybody know my tee time?”
@Donald Sensing: It should say Froward.
for Ward Cleaver
“Oh Noooo! It’s Mr. Hand! Everybody run away! Run away!”
“Say, Mr. Bill, how about some government mandated healthcare? Oh Noooo!”
To Insolvency…and Beyond!
Podium goes “URRRP!!!”
To Insolvency and Beyond! Charge…It?
Pay no attention to the hand behind the podium.
See. No cheat notes written on my palm. That’s because unlike the V.P. of my previous challenger for the White House, I speak…Wait for it…Wait for it…I speak from the teleprompter – I mean the hurt…The heart! The heart! I speak from the heart.
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