OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM




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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Michael Hamm says:

    To Infinity and beyond.

  2. Mr. Prosser says:

    Hey, Mitt! If you use one of these even 47% of the time you won’t screw up so much.

  3. John Burgess says:

    The chair grew an arm.

  4. JKB says:

    Forward., to when speech is not free
    Forward., in my past there is nothing to see
    Forward., to the future written on these two plates
    Now quit you whining, you f’ing ingrates!

  5. JKB says:

    Obama, from the perspective of Democrats

  6. Al says:

    For a hundred and ninety one weeks running, every entry at Instapundit’s weekly photoshop contest.

  7. Tillman says:

    Headline: Republicans Hatch Plan to Turn Sky Red

  8. Gromitt Gunn says:

    Serious question – what are the things on either side of the podium? Microphones?

  9. Mr. Prosser says:

    Mitt’s view from the canvas after the rope-a-doping stops.

  10. JKB says:

    @Gromitt Gunn: what are the things on either side of the podium?

    Those are TOTUS, otherwise known as Obama’s brain. Took me a minute to figure that out as well.

  11. Behold, the clouds parted. And the left hand of the god of the Democratic Party swooped down from the sky, smiting his political foes at the polls.

  12. Michael Hamm says:

    And God raised his hand in front of his two flat screen brains and the people trembled in fear and said – Oh Shit!

  13. James in LA says:

    These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.

  14. “You will note that when I say, ‘forward,’ I point only to the left.”

  15. “I speak to you but I tell a prompter.”

  16. KRM says:

    TV Celebrity “Thing” Addams fired up the partisan crowd by attacking Mitt Romney as “mysterious and kooky” and “altogether ooky.”

  17. Michael Hamm says:

    To the Islamic, Jihadist, Totalitarian, Jew hating World I extend my right hand – to the free world I extend my left.

  18. Michael Hamm says:

    Mirror, Mirror, in the sky – show me the dumbasses who believe my lies.

  19. Davebo says:

    Donald Sensing trying and failing to be as relevant as Rodney.

    Such a low hurdle, yet failure.

  20. rodney dill says:

    Obama: “Screw Mitt’s magic underwear… I’m invisible… uh, well mostly.”

  21. Jeremy says:

    Hey you two, scram. I’m the podium, and I gotta get ready for when the president shows up–ah, blast it.

  22. G.A. says:

    A two word platform was much to much for the Librarians to focus on last time around causing many of their brains to lock up resulting in their motor functions stopping and them falling to the ground…so we went with one word this time.

    It seems not to be working.

  23. G.A. says:

    A two word platform was much to much for the Libtardians to focus on last time around causing many of their brains to lock up resulting in their motor functions stopping and them falling to the ground…so we went with one word this time.

    It seems not to be working.

  24. Michael Hamm says:

    Please tilt the left mirror a little. I still can’t see myself.

  25. MstrB says:

    The Department of Education rolls out their new curriculum to teach The Ascension in public school

  26. Peterh says:

    Go forth with your hand out…..uhhh….let me rearticulate that….

  27. Tillman says:

    “My fellow Americans, you are the teleprompter we’ve been waiting for.”

  28. “Wait a minute! That sign should not say ‘Forward’! It should say ‘Fore’! Hey, anybody know my tee time?”

  29. rodney dill says:

    @Donald Sensing: It should say Froward.

  30. al-Ameda says:

    for Ward Cleaver

  31. “Oh Noooo! It’s Mr. Hand! Everybody run away! Run away!”

  32. “Say, Mr. Bill, how about some government mandated healthcare? Oh Noooo!”

  33. To Insolvency…and Beyond!

  34. KRM says:

    Podium goes “URRRP!!!”

  35. To Insolvency and Beyond! Charge…It?

  36. Pay no attention to the hand behind the podium.

  37. See. No cheat notes written on my palm. That’s because unlike the V.P. of my previous challenger for the White House, I speak…Wait for it…Wait for it…I speak from the teleprompter – I mean the hurt…The heart! The heart! I speak from the heart.