Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, July 19, 2012
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Global Warming Hits Hoth
Oh crap, Lucas is screwing with the Star Wars movies again.
Mr Wells, to the white courtesy phone please
Carolina Barrier Island vacation homes after the Feds smarten up and quit shoveling sand to preserve them.
In 1947 WWII continued to tear apart the planet as both sides began to deploy their new robotic walkers powered by captured alien technology.
Mitt Romeny’s new offshore tax haven.
“Waterworld II – The Rise of the Subdivisons”
“Come out with your hands up”
Because of defense budget sequestration, the Martians’ fabled tripod war machines were not so tough after all.
What are those things?
I didn’t know they had walkers in Waterworld….
War of the Worlds 2012: Invasion of the Meth Shacks
BP has every confidence in the safety of their new drilling platforms.
What the flak?
Alcatraz – Excess Inmate Storage.
Despite spending more than $178 billion in federally-back loans to construct its state-of-the-art off-shore facility, Soylosers’ cutting-edge “massively massive transistors” failed to generate much enthusiasm in the private sector. “They may have been ahead of their time,” said one analyst. “I mean, right now, in this economy, there’s just not much of a market for a 300 foot tall solar-powered radio.”
@jd: Ah, thanks!
Whatever they are, they are mushrooming at an alarming rate.
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Kevin Williamson and the Limits of Polite Discourse
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