OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Miller Time Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Miller Time Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.




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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Jazz ShawOK, I’ll have a drink with you two. But you’ve got to promise not to die in the next couple of hours, k?

Second: JKB – Intercepted!

Third: The Q – “Are you girls drunk enough yet to vote for me? Ok, lets have another.”

HONORABLE MENTION

Allan Bourdius“You girls are now free from the ‘chose not to have a beer with me’ tax.”

Gollum – “I don’t always drink beer, but when I do. . .. OK, I never drink beer, you probably couldn’t tell though . . .”

Robert W. ArmijoObama introduces a new ‘drinking game’ to distract the nation from its economic woes: “Okay, now. Every time Mitt Romney mentions the unemployment rate, everybody take a shot.” Obama introduces a new ‘drinking game’ to distract the nation from its economic woes: “Okay, now. Every time Mitt Romney mentions the unemployment rate, everybody take a shot.”

Tillman – They say incumbents put on fifteen pounds during election season.

al-Ameda – “Break all day, play all night, do ‘in wrong till we do it right”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

The most disinterested man in the world. “Stay thirsty for Gov’t freebies my friends.”

“He’s been real careful with the first sip since the accident.” “Accident? That’s terrible. What happened.” “He dropped one.”

Obama “If you’ve drank a beer, you didn’t empty that glass. Somebody else emptied that glass.”

The Monday Contest is already all washed up.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.