OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

(Pete Souza / The White House)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Sorry Joe, I won’t sit on your lap.

  2. markm says:

    Obama “two weeks….two weeks we had em’ buying the anti Muhammad video BS….that’s a big f’n deal”

  3. markm says:

    Obama “…i’m not sure I am confortable with all these empty chairs……”

  4. Michael Hamm says:

    . . . . .and to think the MSM really does idolize me as Allah God.

  5. Mr. Prosser says:

    No, that’s not the best part; then Welch says he’s giving up writing for Fortune and going to the WSJ.

  6. jd says:

    Yeah. You can’t remember where you put our jackets. That’s re-e-eal funny.

  7. markm says:

    Obama “..so then Big Bird says to Snuffaluffagus I haven’t seen Hillary on TV since the $70,000 Pakistani apeasment video

  8. markm says:

    Obama “Susan Rice”

  9. markm says:

    Obama “…so in the debate tonight, for 90 consecutive minutes, just sound like you have a clue”.

  10. Chadzilla says:

    Joe I have two pieces of advice for you in your debate that and old friend gave me once. Be clean, be articulate. You’ll go far!

  11. rodney dill says:

    In preparation for the VP debate, Obama turns the ‘Joe Knob’ all the way to eleven.

  12. Vast Variety says:

    I think someone forgot to send out invitations to this fundraiser.

  13. markm says:

    Obama “…so did you hear Carney yesterday with the ‘We have been clear all along’…that guy is sooo funny”

  14. Clint Eastwood was horrified to discover that Obama and Biden had been secretly building an army of clones.

  15. “Joe, I loved it when you said to Ryan, ‘What about that 47 percent?’ And he said, ‘Ask Mitt.’ That still cracks me up!”

  16. “I’ll tell you what is really funny, Mr. President: I thought I had won my debate, too!”

  17. “Joe, seriously, go see Al Gore’s clothing coordinator and you’ll learn never to wear a tie that is the same color as your shirt. Contrast, Joe. Contrast.”

  18. rodney dill says:

    “Polls?… We don’t need no stinkin’ polls.”

  19. KRM says:

    “No, seriously Joe. I really thought that I picked Bob Uecker.”

  20. Hal 10000 says:

    Biden and Obama decide which empty chair will be the next to debate Mitt Romney.

  21. Drew says:

    Sorry, but I couldn’t resist rigging the “employed musical chairs game.”

  22. Drew says:

    Uh, who’s employed

  23. Drew says:

    Just think, Joe, in a few short weeks we can share these laught moments unfettered by the requirements of the office.

  24. Drew says:

    Does that tickle right there……yeah, me too!

  25. Drew says:

    I can’t believe we got away with it for four years either, but we’ll go write books and give speeches, and Andrea Mitchell and Michael Bescloss will be left holding the bag!

  26. rodney dill says:

    “…and then I says 47%… and he says 47% of what… and I says, I don’t know, its just what Barry wrote on my handkerchief… Man I really had him then.”

  27. Maggiemama says:

    “Laugh clown laugh.”

  28. KRM says:

    “The best part is, I didn’t even bring them a wedding gift!”

  29. “Quick, Mr. President. Follow my lead: Maniacal laugh! Maniacal laugh!! Maniacal laugh!!!”

  30. “So then, I said to him: ‘Oh, now you’re Jack Kennedy?” Ha-Ha-Ha “Um, I don’t get it.”

  31. “No, seriously. The Surgeon General thinks you may have Tourette syndrome.”

  32. Okay, I could not resist getting into the caption contest bit with a photo actually sent out after the debate, via email, by the Obama campaign. It’s the “We’ve got each other’s backs” contest. I figured I needed to grab the shot before Rodney did. Click here.

  33. “Hey, whaddya say we get Jarrett to debate Eastwood?”

  34. Tom says:

    See I told you there was no one to the right of us.