OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
(Pete Souza / The White House)
Winners will be announced Monday PM
(Pete Souza / The White House)
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Sorry Joe, I won’t sit on your lap.
Obama “two weeks….two weeks we had em’ buying the anti Muhammad video BS….that’s a big f’n deal”
Obama “…i’m not sure I am confortable with all these empty chairs……”
. . . . .and to think the MSM really does idolize me as
AllahGod.No, that’s not the best part; then Welch says he’s giving up writing for Fortune and going to the WSJ.
Yeah. You can’t remember where you put our jackets. That’s re-e-eal funny.
Obama “..so then Big Bird says to Snuffaluffagus I haven’t seen Hillary on TV since the $70,000 Pakistani apeasment video“
Obama “Susan Rice”
Obama “…so in the debate tonight, for 90 consecutive minutes, just sound like you have a clue”.
Joe I have two pieces of advice for you in your debate that and old friend gave me once. Be clean, be articulate. You’ll go far!
In preparation for the VP debate, Obama turns the ‘Joe Knob’ all the way to eleven.
I think someone forgot to send out invitations to this fundraiser.
Obama “…so did you hear Carney yesterday with the ‘We have been clear all along’…that guy is sooo funny”
Clint Eastwood was horrified to discover that Obama and Biden had been secretly building an army of clones.
“Joe, I loved it when you said to Ryan, ‘What about that 47 percent?’ And he said, ‘Ask Mitt.’ That still cracks me up!”
“I’ll tell you what is really funny, Mr. President: I thought I had won my debate, too!”
“Joe, seriously, go see Al Gore’s clothing coordinator and you’ll learn never to wear a tie that is the same color as your shirt. Contrast, Joe. Contrast.”
“Polls?… We don’t need no stinkin’ polls.”
“No, seriously Joe. I really thought that I picked Bob Uecker.”
Biden and Obama decide which empty chair will be the next to debate Mitt Romney.
Sorry, but I couldn’t resist rigging the “employed musical chairs game.”
Uh, who’s employed
Just think, Joe, in a few short weeks we can share these laught moments unfettered by the requirements of the office.
Does that tickle right there……yeah, me too!
I can’t believe we got away with it for four years either, but we’ll go write books and give speeches, and Andrea Mitchell and Michael Bescloss will be left holding the bag!
“…and then I says 47%… and he says 47% of what… and I says, I don’t know, its just what Barry wrote on my handkerchief… Man I really had him then.”
“Laugh clown laugh.”
“The best part is, I didn’t even bring them a wedding gift!”
“Quick, Mr. President. Follow my lead: Maniacal laugh! Maniacal laugh!! Maniacal laugh!!!”
“So then, I said to him: ‘Oh, now you’re Jack Kennedy?” Ha-Ha-Ha “Um, I don’t get it.”
“No, seriously. The Surgeon General thinks you may have Tourette syndrome.”
Okay, I could not resist getting into the caption contest bit with a photo actually sent out after the debate, via email, by the Obama campaign. It’s the “We’ve got each other’s backs” contest. I figured I needed to grab the shot before Rodney did. Click here.
“Hey, whaddya say we get Jarrett to debate Eastwood?”
See I told you there was no one to the right of us.