OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced after Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Kevin Whalen says:

    Somebody spiked the eggnog in Santa’s Village with ecstasy.

  2. Sejanus says:

    The War on Christmas

  3. Jc says:

    On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a red speedo to streak through the streets of Hungary.

  4. Anderson says:

    Mrs. Claus will be promoting the Diets from Santa’s Workshop cookbook in 14 cities this December, and is proud to show off her drop in weight from 275 lbs. to a svelte 150 in this “fun run” with Santa’s helpers.

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The Grinch is gonna get it now.

  6. David says:

    Global warming hits the North Pole.

  7. Herb says:

    Chris Kringle Christie runs for president.

  8. JKB says:

    Christmas is getting ugly

  9. JKB says:

    Inside every Santa there is a jogger trying to get out.

  10. The Greatest Loser‘s Black Friday edition failed to gain much of an audience.

  11. David says:

    After lower revenues, the A&F Winter Catalog didn’t quite live up to previous editions.

  12. Hal 10000 says:

    City officials were still mixed about Santa’s plan to personally run those on the naughty list out of town.

  13. Drew says:

    From the race organizer seats in the balcony, the finger pointing escalated concerning the recent amendment to eliminate the “full Santa Claus suit” clause in the marathon bylaws.

  14. Drew says:

    “If you’re going to San Francisco, be sure to wear a full Santa suit……..” Cut! No Scott, flowers in your hair. Take II.

  15. jd says:

    FYI, the Annual Santa Speedo Run in Tampa this last weekend raised $30,500 for Brighter Seasons for Children, a youth program that helps make a better holiday season for children affected with HIV/AIDS by giving gifts, parties, meals and back to school backpacks fully stocked for the children. 🙂

  16. al-Ameda says:

    The only good Red is a dead Red.

  17. rodney dill says:

    Cute, but the one with the most Likes vs. Dislikes doesn’t necessarily win.

  18. Due to a shortage of bulls this year, the city fathers of Pamplona decided to use a cheep and more plentiful substitute instead: Shopping Mall Santas

  19. Later in court, even Santa had trouble convincing the all-Elf jury in these politically correct times that he was not referring to the lady in the pink bikini when he exclaimed to her in passing, “Ho-Ho-Ho!”