Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, December 13, 2012
Winners will be announced after Monday PM
Somebody spiked the eggnog in Santa’s Village with ecstasy.
The War on Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a red speedo to streak through the streets of Hungary.
Mrs. Claus will be promoting the Diets from Santa’s Workshop cookbook in 14 cities this December, and is proud to show off her drop in weight from 275 lbs. to a svelte 150 in this “fun run” with Santa’s helpers.
The Grinch is gonna get it now.
Global warming hits the North Pole.
Chris Kringle Christie runs for president.
Christmas is getting ugly
Inside every Santa there is a jogger trying to get out.
The Greatest Loser‘s Black Friday edition failed to gain much of an audience.
After lower revenues, the A&F Winter Catalog didn’t quite live up to previous editions.
City officials were still mixed about Santa’s plan to personally run those on the naughty list out of town.
From the race organizer seats in the balcony, the finger pointing escalated concerning the recent amendment to eliminate the “full Santa Claus suit” clause in the marathon bylaws.
“If you’re going to San Francisco, be sure to wear a full Santa suit……..” Cut! No Scott, flowers in your hair. Take II.
FYI, the Annual Santa Speedo Run in Tampa this last weekend raised $30,500 for Brighter Seasons for Children, a youth program that helps make a better holiday season for children affected with HIV/AIDS by giving gifts, parties, meals and back to school backpacks fully stocked for the children. 🙂
The only good Red is a dead Red.
Cute, but the one with the most Likes vs. Dislikes doesn’t necessarily win.
Due to a shortage of bulls this year, the city fathers of Pamplona decided to use a cheep and more plentiful substitute instead: Shopping Mall Santas
Later in court, even Santa had trouble convincing the all-Elf jury in these politically correct times that he was not referring to the lady in the pink bikini when he exclaimed to her in passing, “Ho-Ho-Ho!”
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