Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, January 7, 2013
Winners will be announced after Thursday PM
“Thanks to Obama and Holder, Santa WILL be getting us what we want for Christmas”
Kirk became distressed and realized he must have left behind a copy of the “Twas the Night Before Christmas” when the Enterprise received this Christmas greeting from Sigma Iotia II.
Bonnie: “I didn’t know Santa was a member of the NRA.”
Clyde: “I didn’t know we had been good this year.”
Santa gives the CEO and COO of Goldman-Sachs their X-mas presents.
“No,” he said, ” they weren’t good boys and girls this year, but at least this way the rest of America will be able to tell who the real crooks are.”
” Ho ho ho,
Merry overwhelming force Christmas, boys and girls”.
“Just let some hippy sonavabitch TRY to take the CHRIST out of THIS Christmas.”
All I wanted for Christmas was my .22 with teeth. But then, I wondered, “Why not upsize? Santa’s paying for it, after all…”
Predator kept smiling and laughing because its new, special camouflage was bringing in new and tasty treats.
What he really asked for was a “Bonnie set of Clydesdales.”
Hugo Chavez plays Santa Claus while getting medical psychiatric treatment in Havana.
Coming to a theatre near you – Santa Claus, in “The war on Christmas 2” – This time it’s personal
Upset with Chicago government indifference, Santa employs his Naughty/Nice list to combat violent crime in the “Windy City”.
After letting it slip that he knew where all the bad girls lived……Santa needed to hire some protection.
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