OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Monday

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. @stackiii says:

    Thanks to a centrally-planned economy, this is what the Chinese must endure in order to earn an honest day’s pay.

  2. Jay Tea says:

    Shown above: the cymbal set that caused the Spinal Tap drummer to spontaneously combust.


  3. tom p says:

    John Boehner tries to hold his caucus together.

  4. Drew says:

    That’s very interesting, Mr. President, now about balancing the budget…

  5. Michael Hamm says:

    Main Stream Media learns how to “spin” the news from true professionals.

  6. John425 says:

    President Obama rehearses his Balancing the Budget act.

    NYT columnist Paul Krugman tries out for another Nobel Prize.

    The Obama administration gives a 3-D version of it’s plan for Libya and the Middle East.

    Harry Reid offers another example of what is hurt by the Republican budget cuts.

  7. hey norm says:

    Scotty: I’m giving her all she’s got, Captain!
    James T. Kirk: All she’s got isn’t good enough!

  8. Maggie Mama says:

    No, no, no. I said, “He’s head OVER heels in love.”


    There you go again — twisting everything I said.


    It’s the only balanced act in D.C.

  9. Maggie Mama says:

    Trump is coming out with a new program called “Political Antics”.

  10. rodney dill says:

    I think Donald Sensing’s favorite caption applies here as well

  11. Yes Indeed!


  12. Maggie Mama says:

    His BITE is definitely worse than his bark.

  13. It’s a performance art interpretation of the President Obama’s Framework for Shared Prosperity and Shared Fiscal Responsibility.

  14. If you liked Obama Care, you’ll love ObamaDental.

  15. I can do that. Once.

  16. (Not a caption contest entry — Just got back from Pinehurst and noticed the ad at the top of the page. Ever seen another golf course that so prominently says, “Hey, look at our waste areas!”?)

  17. yetanotherjohn says:

    I never thought that hand thrown pizza would catch on in China, but if you just put a local spin on the idea it works.

    Big deal, I can do five. (Yes, this is going for the bottom of the barrel)

    China is having an “Abu Ghraib” scandal as pictures of dissidents being forced to do unspeakable things in prison were released.

  18. michael reynolds says:

    Oh, so that’s an asshat.

  19. michael reynolds says:

    Do not think about what happens if he bends that far in the other direction.

  20. tom p says:

    Rodney, I have to say this one has brought out some good lines.

  21. MikeM_inMd says:

    A scene from Cirque du Soleil’s new children’s show, “Bartholomew Cubbins in China”.

  22. Peterh says:

    Brought to you by….Super Poli-Grip Extra Strength…..for when your ass is riding on it….you want that extra…..

  23. “You know, I probably could stick my head where the sun don’t shine if I didn’t have to watch these plates.”

  24. Mr. Prosser says:

    A recent graduate demonstrates how many $9.00/hour jobs must be held just to live in today’s economy.

  25. Damn, the Chinese are more efficient making pizzas than we are now.

  26. How come only three towels are throwing shadows?

  27. “I don’t care, China is awesome.” — Tom Friedman

  28. Very amusing, but, what is this FOR?

    Never did like contortion 101.

    Must be a spineless soul, sort of like someone else I know in DC.


  29. Man, these prostate exams are getting harder and harder every year.

  30. Unfortunately for Yang, using four of his five appendages to spin dishes was just the beginning. Now came the hard part.

  31. …And Yang thought to himself: “Hey, I think that chick in the third row is checking me out.”

  32. It was moments like this that Yang thought: “Maybe Mom was right. I should’ve went to law school.”

  33. Unbeknownst to Yang, just moments before he went on stage, his dental plan was canceled by Gov. Scott Walker.

  34. Just then, Yang’s cell phone began to vibrate.

  35. Eric Florack says:

    THe latest starship design from Montgomery Scott. There is some argument over the issue of it being a precise enough design to support a warp field.