OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners will be announced after Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. “Don’t worry guys, I just need to reboot the POTUS robot by pressing this button in the back here.”

  2. John Burgess says:

    “American Idol” is really trying to be taken seriously.

  3. John Burgess says:

    Biden must have hand-picked his stand-in.

  4. Hal 10000 says:

    You idiots! These are not them! You’ve sworn in their stunt doubles!

  5. Tony W says:

    After the dry-run was completed, the ‘real’ Michelle Obama put the team of stand-ins on a strict diet and exercise regime.

  6. al-Ameda says:

    take one for the ACORN yearbook

  7. Debitking says:

    4th from the left. “I asked them to shorten my pants and sleeves. Look at my hair!

  8. Niels says:

    Don’t panic Mr. President. TOTUS is on its way!

  9. JKB says:

    So why is everyone identified by title except for “Dr. Biden”? Is 2nd lady considered gauche?

  10. CSK says:

    Worst. Police. Line-Up. Ever.

  11. “You’re just stand-ins. You don’t get to have a backdrop of assumed victims from an oppressed class or special interest group.”

  12. Bashir Assad wonders if being Joe Biden’s stand-in could be a rewarding post-Syrian-exile future.

  13. Peterh says:

    Hey….it’s a gig….you’re getting union scale….I still give the orders here…..

  14. rodney dill says:

    C’mon, spit out your gum.

  15. Tillman says:

    POTUS is so frickin’ high right now.

  16. Tillman says:

    Thought on everyone’s mind: “When will that dude realize it’s step-heel-step-pivot and not step-pivot-heel-step?”

  17. superdestroyer says:

    @Hal 10000:

    Good Spaceball reference.

  18. jd says:

    “I didn’t vote for you the first time!
    I didn’t vote for you the second time, either!
    There. I feel all better now.”

  19. Michael Hamm says:

    Don’t worry – be happy! Once we execute you – the real ones will become instant martyrs.

  20. Jeremy says:

    “You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!”

  21. Mike Ellis says:

    I’ll take the second showcase, Drew.

  22. George Stephanopoulos: “Yes, yes. I believe President Obama and Vice President Biden are approaching the inaugural podium now.”

  23. I for one welcome our new Overlord, POTUS.

  24. George Stephanopoulos: “I believe POTUS and VPOTUS are President Obama’s and Vice President Biden’s Latin neck names for each other around the White House.”

  25. George Stephanopoulos: “I believe Morgan Freeman and Whoopi Goldberg are being seated now.”

  26. George Stephanopoulos: “I believe that’s Morgan Freeman and Whoopi Goldberg now being seated…Wait a second. I stand corrected. I’ve just been informed that’s not Morgan Freeman and Whoopi Goldberg. That’s Samuel L. Jackson and Oprah being seated.”

  27. George Stephanopoulos: “Wait, wait. I stand corrected again. I’ve just been informed that we are not watching stand-ins but that we are in fact watching…”

  28. “Okay, ‘Mr. President’. Now you place your left hand on these two invisible Bibles.”