Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, January 21, 2013
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced after Thursday PM
“Don’t worry guys, I just need to reboot the POTUS robot by pressing this button in the back here.”
“American Idol” is really trying to be taken seriously.
Biden must have hand-picked his stand-in.
You idiots! These are not them! You’ve sworn in their stunt doubles!
After the dry-run was completed, the ‘real’ Michelle Obama put the team of stand-ins on a strict diet and exercise regime.
take one for the ACORN yearbook
4th from the left. “I asked them to shorten my pants and sleeves. Look at my hair!
Don’t panic Mr. President. TOTUS is on its way!
So why is everyone identified by title except for “Dr. Biden”? Is 2nd lady considered gauche?
Worst. Police. Line-Up. Ever.
“You’re just stand-ins. You don’t get to have a backdrop of assumed victims from an oppressed class or special interest group.”
Bashir Assad wonders if being Joe Biden’s stand-in could be a rewarding post-Syrian-exile future.
Hey….it’s a gig….you’re getting union scale….I still give the orders here…..
C’mon, spit out your gum.
POTUS is so frickin’ high right now.
Thought on everyone’s mind: “When will that dude realize it’s step-heel-step-pivot and not step-pivot-heel-step?”
Good Spaceball reference.
“I didn’t vote for you the first time!
I didn’t vote for you the second time, either!
There. I feel all better now.”
Don’t worry – be happy! Once we execute you – the real ones will become instant martyrs.
“You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!”
I’ll take the second showcase, Drew.
George Stephanopoulos: “Yes, yes. I believe President Obama and Vice President Biden are approaching the inaugural podium now.”
I for one welcome our new Overlord, POTUS.
George Stephanopoulos: “I believe POTUS and VPOTUS are President Obama’s and Vice President Biden’s Latin neck names for each other around the White House.”
George Stephanopoulos: “I believe Morgan Freeman and Whoopi Goldberg are being seated now.”
George Stephanopoulos: “I believe that’s Morgan Freeman and Whoopi Goldberg now being seated…Wait a second. I stand corrected. I’ve just been informed that’s not Morgan Freeman and Whoopi Goldberg. That’s Samuel L. Jackson and Oprah being seated.”
George Stephanopoulos: “Wait, wait. I stand corrected again. I’ve just been informed that we are not watching stand-ins but that we are in fact watching…”
“Okay, ‘Mr. President’. Now you place your left hand on these two invisible Bibles.”
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