Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, March 4, 2013
Winners will be announced after Thursday PM
“Our bodily functions unite us.”
“You put your right foot in and your right foot out…. oh wait… that’s your LEFT foot in….”
the Sequestration Sensation
This is what happens when you don’t make it to the bathroom in time.
Spurred by her success at the Academy Awards, Michele Obama does a remake of “Thriller”.
Hoping to land the Super Bowl halftime spot next year, Michelle Obama rehearses with her new dance team.
In promoting the Zombie Lurch, the Administration shows its hand.
Darn! I forgot the mask!
“I like big butts and I cannot lie…
You other brothers can’t deny…
…Baby Got Back!”
That damn bull riding machine is always late.
It’s close to midnight
Something evil’s lurkin’in the dark
Under the moonlight
You see a sight that almost stops your heart
Con los terroristas.
The President had “no comment” after the broadcast of a Michael Jackson hologram.
Having in fact faked his death and taken on a new identity, Michael Jackson gives himself away.
Teaching the youth how to “Pile it Higher and Deeper”.
The Lawgiver promotes healthy school lunch programs in Planet of the Apes.
And so, the Zombie Apocalypse begins…
♪She’s got legs…And she knows how to use them♪
Justin Bieber (Left) Tweets: Damn! The First Lady is hot!
The First Lady leads the nation in the latest phenomenal dance craze: The Austerity Measures Dance – I mean, The American Sequester Dance.
The ♪Sequester Safety Dance♪ — The First Lady leads the nation in the latest dance craze gone viral: The ♪Re-Ab-Zorba Greek♪ dance formally known as the ♪Austerity Men Without Hats♪ dance.
The First Lady leads the nation in the latest phenomenal dance craze: The Greek Austerity Measures Dance – I mean, The American Sequester Dance.
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