OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Photo by STF/Associated Press
Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM
Photo by STF/Associated Press
FILED UNDER: Uncategorized, Associated Press, Contests
Wow, Angela, is that a Master’s jacket?
“Oooooohhh…. Nice titties.” was not the response she was looking for.
Turns out there is a form of free speech Putin approves of
Now give me my beads?
“We begin photobombing in 5 minutes.”
Vladimir was pleasantly surprised when Carla Bruni protested the G8’s decision not to allow her husband to participate.
Putin was so glad he took Bill Clinton’s intern advice.
@Brian:
“Hey baby, want a cigar?”
“ooo — who hired the Stripper?”
I will transmit the image of that chest to Vladimir.
Motorboat, motorboat go so slow ,
Motorboat, motorboat go so fast
Motorboat, motorboat, step on the gas!
I’m Vladimir Putin and I approved this messsage.
No. There is no caption in the world that can justify this picture. Move along, folks.
knowing the diversity of the attendees, the event caterer made sure all types of appetizers were available….
“Oh, you are protesting something? I wasn’t paying attention. Mildly distracted.”
Blue suit is about to find out why you don’t put your hand between a dogs mouth and a piece of bacon.
Hey, Vladimir, my sign’s up there!
Putin: “You stop pointing them at me and I’ll stop pointing at you.”
Vladimir especially enjoyed the new fashion line offered by that radical design company, The Emperor’s New Clothes.
Behind the iron curtain.
Mr. President, tear down this wall!
Greetings:
“Let them through!!!!!”
Putin was later heard to remark, “tell-ya what, sure beats Hillary.”
OK, OK, there’s room for two shirtless wonders….
Putin: “I get the script on the back, but the simple two raised red dots on the front………..is that Morse code, or spy stuff?”
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“Ooooh, THAT Pussy Riot!”
Putin: “Holy Marxism! What bazongas!”
“Objectify this!”
Is this where we make Amish jokes?
Hold your hands if you’re SURE!
Since his recent crackdowns on free expression, opponents of Putin are going tit for tat.
Strangely, Mr. Putin didn’t seem to see her political message for some odd reason, or two.
Well, thanks for the mammaries!
A boy tells his dad, “Hey, who makes the worst tit jokes?”.
The dad replies, “Who son?”.
The boy disappointedly replies, “Oh, fuck you guessed it!”.
” Nice milkers on that one. She looks like good Russian shoe factory stock!”.
“10!”
Putin attacked by Fembot! Narrowly escapes machine gun jigglies!