OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


Photo by STF/Associated Press

Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Mr. Prosser says:

    Wow, Angela, is that a Master’s jacket?

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Oooooohhh…. Nice titties.” was not the response she was looking for.

  3. JKB says:

    Turns out there is a form of free speech Putin approves of

  4. Michael Hamm says:

    Now give me my beads?

  5. Rusty Shackleford says:

    “We begin photobombing in 5 minutes.”

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Vladimir was pleasantly surprised when Carla Bruni protested the G8’s decision not to allow her husband to participate.

  7. Brian says:

    Putin was so glad he took Bill Clinton’s intern advice.

  8. OzarkHillbilly says:


    Putin was so glad he took Bill Clinton’s intern advice.

    “Hey baby, want a cigar?”

  9. John D'Geek says:

    “ooo — who hired the Stripper?”

  10. Hal 10000 says:

    I will transmit the image of that chest to Vladimir.

  11. MstrB says:

    Motorboat, motorboat go so slow ,
    Motorboat, motorboat go so fast
    Motorboat, motorboat, step on the gas!

  12. mike shupp says:

    I’m Vladimir Putin and I approved this messsage.

  13. Eric says:

    No. There is no caption in the world that can justify this picture. Move along, folks.

  14. Peterh says:

    knowing the diversity of the attendees, the event caterer made sure all types of appetizers were available….

  15. roger says:

    “Oh, you are protesting something? I wasn’t paying attention. Mildly distracted.”

  16. rodney dill says:

    Blue suit is about to find out why you don’t put your hand between a dogs mouth and a piece of bacon.

  17. Moosebreath says:

    Hey, Vladimir, my sign’s up there!

  18. John Burgess says:

    Putin: “You stop pointing them at me and I’ll stop pointing at you.”

  19. grumpy realist says:

    Vladimir especially enjoyed the new fashion line offered by that radical design company, The Emperor’s New Clothes.

  20. Behind the iron curtain.

  21. Mr. President, tear down this wall!

  22. 11B40 says:


    “Let them through!!!!!”

  23. Drew says:

    Putin was later heard to remark, “tell-ya what, sure beats Hillary.”

  24. Drew says:

    OK, OK, there’s room for two shirtless wonders….

  25. Drew says:

    Putin: “I get the script on the back, but the simple two raised red dots on the front………..is that Morse code, or spy stuff?”

  26. Drew says:


  27. Fog says:

    “Ooooh, THAT Pussy Riot!”

  28. John425 says:

    Putin: “Holy Marxism! What bazongas!”

  29. al-Ameda says:

    “Objectify this!”

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    Is this where we make Amish jokes?

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    Hold your hands if you’re SURE!

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    Since his recent crackdowns on free expression, opponents of Putin are going tit for tat.

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    Strangely, Mr. Putin didn’t seem to see her political message for some odd reason, or two.

  34. Paul Hooson says:

    Well, thanks for the mammaries!

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    A boy tells his dad, “Hey, who makes the worst tit jokes?”.

    The dad replies, “Who son?”.

    The boy disappointedly replies, “Oh, fuck you guessed it!”.

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    ” Nice milkers on that one. She looks like good Russian shoe factory stock!”.

  37. “10!”

  38. Putin attacked by Fembot! Narrowly escapes machine gun jigglies!