OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption CowntestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption CowntestTM




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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Robert says:

    Cow arrested by FDA for giving raw milk.

  2. The Fury says:

    I feel udderly ridiculous.

  3. Michael Hamm says:

    latest case of human Mad Cow Disease.

  4. John Burgess says:

    Your milk or your life!

  5. Mr. Prosser says:

    James O’Keefe films one of his cronies pretending to be a PETA activist pretending to be a cow pretending to infiltrate a congressional hearing on factory farming pretending to care about consumer safety.

  6. Maggie Mama says:

    Udder and shutter.

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    Another great Kodak moooo-ment.
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    No, you pervert; I don’t “Got Milk!”

  7. Uh, cows only have four teats.

  8. Boogie with Moo.

  9. Today, in Herd on the Street, Osama Bin Laden has assumed sea floor temperature.

  10. Apparently, the guy with the camera is the only one who hasn’t seen the bull.

  11. Peterh says:

    Sorry…..I don’t do frontals….

  12. Michael Hamm says:

    come on baby, let’s do the twist.

  13. Michael Hamm says:

    Free milk for all who want to suck my teat.

  14. rodney dill says:

    Cow: “WTF? Who said, I drink your milkshake?”

  15. John425 says:

    Laughing Cow mascot does the Bovine Boogie.

  16. Greg says:

    Welcome back, folks. Today we’re following the elusive cowboy. Even here in it’s native environment of rural Wisconsin, it is truly one of the most skittish creatures in the world. Crikey! The little bugger’s runnin’! I’m gonna wrestle him down so we can give you folks a better look.

  17. Despite government assurances, clearly fall out side effects from the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant accident has begun to show up in our milk supply.

  18. Finally, irrefutable documentary video evidence of the existence of the aloof legendary mythical creature: “Big Hoof”!

  19. Unfortunately with only one functioning udder, another “Ben & Jerry’s” disgruntled marketing mascot wannabe tryouts and fails to make the final cut.

  20. Unfortunately with only one functioning udder, another “Ben & Jerry’s” disgruntled marketing mascot wannabe Cow tryout fails to make the final cut.

  21. John425 says:

    “Can you hear me now?”

  22. Despite government assurances, clearly the fallout side effects from the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant accident have begun to show up in our milk supply.