Time for the Monday OTB Caption CowntestTM
Monday, May 2, 2011
Winners will be announced Thursday
Cow arrested by FDA for giving raw milk.
I feel udderly ridiculous.
latest case of human Mad Cow Disease.
Your milk or your life!
James O’Keefe films one of his cronies pretending to be a PETA activist pretending to be a cow pretending to infiltrate a congressional hearing on factory farming pretending to care about consumer safety.
Udder and shutter.
Another great Kodak moooo-ment.
No, you pervert; I don’t “Got Milk!”
Uh, cows only have four teats.
Boogie with Moo.
Today, in Herd on the Street, Osama Bin Laden has assumed sea floor temperature.
Apparently, the guy with the camera is the only one who hasn’t seen the bull.
Sorry…..I don’t do frontals….
come on baby, let’s do the twist.
Free milk for all who want to suck my teat.
Cow: “WTF? Who said, I drink your milkshake?”
Laughing Cow mascot does the Bovine Boogie.
Welcome back, folks. Today we’re following the elusive cowboy. Even here in it’s native environment of rural Wisconsin, it is truly one of the most skittish creatures in the world. Crikey! The little bugger’s runnin’! I’m gonna wrestle him down so we can give you folks a better look.
Despite government assurances, clearly fall out side effects from the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant accident has begun to show up in our milk supply.
Finally, irrefutable documentary video evidence of the existence of the aloof legendary mythical creature: “Big Hoof”!
Unfortunately with only one functioning udder, another “Ben & Jerry’s” disgruntled marketing mascot wannabe tryouts and fails to make the final cut.
Unfortunately with only one functioning udder, another “Ben & Jerry’s” disgruntled marketing mascot wannabe Cow tryout fails to make the final cut.
“Can you hear me now?”
Despite government assurances, clearly the fallout side effects from the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant accident have begun to show up in our milk supply.
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