OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


rubberducky

Photo By BOBBY YIP/REUTERS

Winners will be announced after Friday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Mr. Weasley’s question finally answered: they’re for idiotic, super-sized art projects.

  2. Ryan M. Spires says:

    The sequester has led to increases in the use of scarecrow-esque devices to fend off foes.

  3. Shrouded in secrecy for decades, Hong Kong’s method of deterring supernatural monster attack is finally revealed to Tokyo and the world.

  4. Tony W says:

    Hong Kong prepares for their new world record attempt to create the world’s largest bathtub. (queue Ernie from Sesame Street – “Rubber Ducky, you’re the one…..”

  5. Hal 10000 says:

    Using genetically modified crops to feed the ducks can have some slight unintended consequences.

  6. markm says:

    Having no fears for crossing any red lines, China invades Tokyo with a giant Peking Duck……

  7. Anderson says:

    “Fool, never mind the ducky! Where’s the BABY?”

  8. OzarkHillbilly says:

    North Korea launches their latest weapon in the war against the Imperialist South.

  9. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Israel’s fears about Iran’s nuclear program were found to be wildly overblown after Iran launched the world’s first ever nuclear rubber ducky.

  10. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Where’s Ernie?

  11. Moosebreath says:

    Whoever launched duck number 27391, you’ve won this year’s prize.

  12. Gromitt Gunn says:

    Baby Godzilla’s Bathtub.

  13. john personna says:

    China declares Pacific to be it’s bathtub.

  14. Can’t we just reuse all the captions from the first time this duck showed up?

  15. JKB says:

    Just remember, your “betters” consider this art.

  16. John425 says:

    Note to the Obama administration: “You can’t DUCK this one.”

    Yea though I walk through the valley of death, I am the meanest f***ing duck in the valley harbor.

  17. CSK says:

    The Peeps Candy Co. went all out–some say too far–to sponsor this year’s America’s Cup.

  18. rodney dill says:

    @Stormy Dragon: I remembered using the duck before, so I assumed somebody else would too. (I wonder whatever happened to charles austin?) It was six years ago, so there’s a lot of new contemporary material to play with. I think the Hong Kong location is a difference.

  19. rodney dill says:

    @Stormy Dragon:

    The sculpture made its debut at the Estuary biennale in St Nazaire in France in 2007. Two years later, he took it to Aqua Metropolis Osaka in Japan

  20. Paul Hooson says:

    “Look! Photoshopzilla!”.

  21. Paul Hooson says:

    Oh Rodney! Your picture is just ducky!

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    “That nuclear radiation accident. That rubber duck. The rest is history….”. .

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    “What a quack!”.

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    “Wow, those James Bond villain hideouts staffed by a bunch of Koreans in blue jumpsuits just get worse and worse….”.

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    From here, that duck has a great view of a fire at a Black family’s home. The first thing they rescued was the TV….

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    From here, that duck has a great view of a fire at Jewish family’s home. The first thing they did was to make up a list of things they wished they owned for insurance claim purposes….

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    From here, that duck has a great view of a fire at an Irish family’s home. The first thing they rescued were the potatoes and cop uniforms….

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    From here, that duck has a great view of a fire at an Italian family’s home. None of them made it out alive because they stayed inside to finish dinner….

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    From here, that duck has a great view of a fire at a Gypsy family’s home. Fortunately, no one was injured because they were all outside fiipping cars….

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    From here, that duck has a great view of a fire at a Catholic family’s home. They didn’t notice the fire because they were fighting so much…..

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    From here, that duck has a great view of a fire at an atheist family’s home. None of them made it out alive because they argued that the fire didn’t exist….

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    From here, that duck has a great view of a fire at Chinese family’s home. They stayed inside to fight the fire because they were too cheap to buy fire insurance….

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    From here, that duck has a great view of a fire at a Korean family’s home. Fortunately, no one was injured because they were away from the home having another car accident…..

  34. Paul Hooson says:

    From here, that duck has a great view of a fire at a Mexican family’s home. Fortunately, no one was home because they were mowing someone’s lawn….

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    Insert Your Own Giant Rubber Duck Watching An Ethnic Housefire Joke Here….

  36. John Burgess says:

    “Man, I sure hope this recipe for Peking Duck scales…”

  37. Liberal Capitalist says:

    facepalmslap

    No, you idiot!!!

    She didn’t say that she wanted a guy with a big duck…

  38. Anonymiss says:

    ♫ One of these things is not like the others ♫

  39. Moosebreath says:

    After midnight, the Trojan Duck will dock and a group of Taiwanese soldiers will come out and storm the city.

  40. Waiter: “The Peking Duck is a little chewy but I promise it will feed your whole table.”

  41. They will never contain the menacing new strain of Chinese bird flu.

  42. Paul Hooson says:

    From here, that giant duck has a great view of a fire at a Cleveland kidnapper’s home. But, instead of being grateful, the rescued girls immediately start to argue. “Our kidnapper “father” always liked you better!”.

  43. Paul Hooson says:

    Ray Harryhausen’s worst creature effect ever!

  44. Paul Hooson says:

    Actually, this duck is very sad. Last night he faced the worst form of ultimate rejection when he was masturbating and his own hand fell asleep…..

  45. Paul Hooson says:

    From here, that giant duck was able to watch the arrest of those Cleveland kidnapping guys. But, after he found out that they were arrested for rape as well, he thought to himself, “My God! Those guys give kidnapping a bad name!”.

  46. Paul Hooson says:

    Godzilla at a Tokyo Bay restaurant: “Yes, I’ll take the Peking duck along with a tanker full of plum sauce…”.

  47. Paul Hooson says:

    “C’mon you millionaire duck call bastards. Bring it on….”.

  48. Paul Hooson says:

    Growing older is sort of depressing to that duck. When he was younger, his wife used to tell him that he looked like a Greek god to her. Now, that he’s older, she tells him, “You look like a God damn Greek…”.

  49. Paul Hooson says:

    “Boy, near the end that Ray Harryhausen’s special effects really started to slip. That was just a bathtoy, a far cry from his work in MIGHTY JOE YOUNG(1949)”.