OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Photo By BOBBY YIP/REUTERS
Winners will be announced after Friday PM
Photo By BOBBY YIP/REUTERS
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced after Friday PM
Mr. Weasley’s question finally answered: they’re for idiotic, super-sized art projects.
The sequester has led to increases in the use of scarecrow-esque devices to fend off foes.
Shrouded in secrecy for decades, Hong Kong’s method of deterring supernatural monster attack is finally revealed to Tokyo and the world.
Hong Kong prepares for their new world record attempt to create the world’s largest bathtub. (queue Ernie from Sesame Street – “Rubber Ducky, you’re the one…..”
Using genetically modified crops to feed the ducks can have some slight unintended consequences.
Having no fears for crossing any red lines, China invades Tokyo with a giant Peking Duck……
“Fool, never mind the ducky! Where’s the BABY?”
North Korea launches their latest weapon in the war against the Imperialist South.
Israel’s fears about Iran’s nuclear program were found to be wildly overblown after Iran launched the world’s first ever nuclear rubber ducky.
Where’s Ernie?
Whoever launched duck number 27391, you’ve won this year’s prize.
Baby Godzilla’s Bathtub.
China declares Pacific to be it’s bathtub.
Can’t we just reuse all the captions from the first time this duck showed up?
Just remember, your “betters” consider this art.
Note to the Obama administration: “You can’t DUCK this one.”
Yea though I walk through the valley of death, I am the meanest f***ing duck in the
valley harbor.The Peeps Candy Co. went all out–some say too far–to sponsor this year’s America’s Cup.
@Stormy Dragon: I remembered using the duck before, so I assumed somebody else would too. (I wonder whatever happened to charles austin?) It was six years ago, so there’s a lot of new contemporary material to play with. I think the Hong Kong location is a difference.
@Stormy Dragon:
“Look! Photoshopzilla!”.
Oh Rodney! Your picture is just ducky!
“That nuclear radiation accident. That rubber duck. The rest is history….”. .
“What a quack!”.
“Wow, those James Bond villain hideouts staffed by a bunch of Koreans in blue jumpsuits just get worse and worse….”.
From here, that duck has a great view of a fire at a Black family’s home. The first thing they rescued was the TV….
From here, that duck has a great view of a fire at Jewish family’s home. The first thing they did was to make up a list of things they wished they owned for insurance claim purposes….
From here, that duck has a great view of a fire at an Irish family’s home. The first thing they rescued were the potatoes and cop uniforms….
From here, that duck has a great view of a fire at an Italian family’s home. None of them made it out alive because they stayed inside to finish dinner….
From here, that duck has a great view of a fire at a Gypsy family’s home. Fortunately, no one was injured because they were all outside fiipping cars….
From here, that duck has a great view of a fire at a Catholic family’s home. They didn’t notice the fire because they were fighting so much…..
From here, that duck has a great view of a fire at an atheist family’s home. None of them made it out alive because they argued that the fire didn’t exist….
From here, that duck has a great view of a fire at Chinese family’s home. They stayed inside to fight the fire because they were too cheap to buy fire insurance….
From here, that duck has a great view of a fire at a Korean family’s home. Fortunately, no one was injured because they were away from the home having another car accident…..
From here, that duck has a great view of a fire at a Mexican family’s home. Fortunately, no one was home because they were mowing someone’s lawn….
Insert Your Own Giant Rubber Duck Watching An Ethnic Housefire Joke Here….
“Man, I sure hope this recipe for Peking Duck scales…”
facepalmslap
No, you idiot!!!
She didn’t say that she wanted a guy with a big duck…
♫ One of these things is not like the others ♫
After midnight, the Trojan Duck will dock and a group of Taiwanese soldiers will come out and storm the city.
Waiter: “The Peking Duck is a little chewy but I promise it will feed your whole table.”
They will never contain the menacing new strain of Chinese bird flu.
From here, that giant duck has a great view of a fire at a Cleveland kidnapper’s home. But, instead of being grateful, the rescued girls immediately start to argue. “Our kidnapper “father” always liked you better!”.
Ray Harryhausen’s worst creature effect ever!
Actually, this duck is very sad. Last night he faced the worst form of ultimate rejection when he was masturbating and his own hand fell asleep…..
From here, that giant duck was able to watch the arrest of those Cleveland kidnapping guys. But, after he found out that they were arrested for rape as well, he thought to himself, “My God! Those guys give kidnapping a bad name!”.
Godzilla at a Tokyo Bay restaurant: “Yes, I’ll take the Peking duck along with a tanker full of plum sauce…”.
“C’mon you millionaire duck call bastards. Bring it on….”.
Growing older is sort of depressing to that duck. When he was younger, his wife used to tell him that he looked like a Greek god to her. Now, that he’s older, she tells him, “You look like a God damn Greek…”.
“Boy, near the end that Ray Harryhausen’s special effects really started to slip. That was just a bathtoy, a far cry from his work in MIGHTY JOE YOUNG(1949)”.